
Remember those days when you'd go to a friend's place after school, load up on snacks and prepare to play your multiplayer games of choice, only to get hit with that "here's your controller, bro" and be given the most hideous-looking, cheapest-feeling, Doritos-crusted third party abomination? Maybe that wouldn't hurt as much if the controller in question was so damn juicy.
prpr studio have announced a pair of model joysticks modelled after Nier Automata's famously thicc androids 2B and A2.If you were hoping to rock up to an esports tournament and dominate the competition with one of these bad boys then I'm sorry to say that these aren't really functional controllers; only display pieces. Still, they'd make for an interesting conversation starter.
You can get your hands on these big ass controllers at Avolounge for US$73. Pre-orders are open until August 3 and they're expected to ship later this year. What do you think? An interesting alternative to a figurine or a useless piece of merchandise? Sound off below!
Here me out though.
OR. You can do some more in-depth searching, spend some more money; and you can play with some REAL ass.
And now, excuse me. I NEED to preorder two juicy controllers.