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Model Controllers Let You Play with 2B's or A2's Ass
By Yung Namahage β€’ 3 years ago
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Remember those days when you'd go to a friend's place after school, load up on snacks and prepare to play your multiplayer games of choice, only to get hit with that "here's your controller, bro" and be given the most hideous-looking, cheapest-feeling, Doritos-crusted third party abomination? Maybe that wouldn't hurt as much if the controller in question was so damn juicy.


prpr studio have announced a pair of model joysticks modelled after Nier Automata's famously thicc androids 2B and A2.If you were hoping to rock up to an esports tournament and dominate the competition with one of these bad boys then I'm sorry to say that these aren't really functional controllers; only display pieces. Still, they'd make for an interesting conversation starter.



You can get your hands on these big ass controllers at Avolounge for US$73. Pre-orders are open until August 3 and they're expected to ship later this year. What do you think? An interesting alternative to a figurine or a useless piece of merchandise? Sound off below!



ZephyrDos 3 years ago
Bro i have an idea. An onahole controller. Jack off while gaming with the new onahole controller! Lube included
Hectotane 3 years ago
OR.

Here me out though.

OR. You can do some more in-depth searching, spend some more money; and you can play with some REAL ass.
BunnyBow 3 years ago
I'm just thinking of the one drawing of 2B at a computer yelling "my creators are perverts" or something along the line of that
Anon - anon 3 years ago
Can't play games with them or fuck them, so what's the point? $73 is a bit much for a gag gift
Kasaix 3 years ago
You're telling me I can't kick ass with an ass controller? That won't stop me from trying.
Lord_Dragon2311 3 years ago
Hahaha! Which genius created this two masterpieces? Beautiful, in a dumb but sexy way.
And now, excuse me. I NEED to preorder two juicy controllers.
MrObvious 3 years ago
Nice. Quite the novelty, they get the specifics quite perfectly especially the tightness. May get my hands on this myself, who cares about the weird looks I get from visitors.
Itasian 3 years ago (edited 3 years ago)
* brain  has encountered an error*
Anon - Rokdul 3 years ago
Lol interesting to say the least but maybe should have lead off with β€œdisplay controllers as the headline. I was super excited about this but in the end they just display only. Still neat but pretty useless.
Anon - Odd 3 years ago
Yoko Taro's gonna have a field day lol. I'd be surprised if he hasn't order 10 of each yet.