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Pirates Vs. Ninjas: An Overkilled Debate
By Kasaix • 6 years ago

 

One of the age old debates is this: ninjas vs pirates. Even normal commericals used this trope. Both sides have their pros and cons, and are heavily romanticised in fiction. From Miniskirt Pirates to Naruto, they're portrated as cool and powerful. So let's settle the debate once and for all. Which side is better: Pirates or Ninjas? 

 

Some of the Doujins staff has weighed in: 

 

"There is no debate. Ninjas get shot. End of story." -MintVoid 

"I don't really know, that's why I'm writing this." -Kasaix

"Ninjas. Every time. Just a boat full of corpses before the pirates even know there's a problem. Pirate guns were shit." -Grassy

"I feel like a should pick pirates just because they say "booty" alot. It fits with the site. But, I'll have to go with ninjas. I always dressed up as them for Halloween, so I might as damn well pick them." -ImJustThatKinky


Doujins has a number of great titles in both of these categories, and here are two of the best: Dirty Pirates by Kanten shows a brave young sailor turning the tables on his would-be pirate captor and making her his woman, and Ninja Revenge by Quick Kick Lee shows a ninja's target likewise turning the tables on his would-be assassin and making her fall for him.

 

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