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Pirates Vs. Ninjas: An Overkilled Debate
By Kasaix • 7 years ago
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One of the age old debates is this: ninjas vs pirates. Even normal commericals used this trope. Both sides have their pros and cons, and are heavily romanticised in fiction. From Miniskirt Pirates to Naruto, they're portrated as cool and powerful. So let's settle the debate once and for all. Which side is better: Pirates or Ninjas? 

 

Some of the Doujins staff has weighed in: 

 

"There is no debate. Ninjas get shot. End of story." -MintVoid 

"I don't really know, that's why I'm writing this." -Kasaix

"Ninjas. Every time. Just a boat full of corpses before the pirates even know there's a problem. Pirate guns were shit." -Grassy

"I feel like a should pick pirates just because they say "booty" alot. It fits with the site. But, I'll have to go with ninjas. I always dressed up as them for Halloween, so I might as damn well pick them." -ImJustThatKinky


Doujins has a number of great titles in both of these categories, and here are two of the best: Dirty Pirates by Kanten shows a brave young sailor turning the tables on his would-be pirate captor and making her his woman, and Ninja Revenge by Quick Kick Lee shows a ninja's target likewise turning the tables on his would-be assassin and making her fall for him.

 

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sauv 7 years ago
looking at pirates is nicer, but playing with ninjas seems far more entertaining
Oddest Ball 7 years ago
Both so long as One Piece and Naruto stay as far away from me as possible.
HazardPhoenix 7 years ago
Pirates, cause ninjas are just overrated. I said it.
MichaelFisker 7 years ago
Ninjas or Pirates? Samurai of course. I don't know, never really liked one more than other to much. Tho, I think I like more characters who are ninjas, than I like characters who are pirates. That said, some solid pic choices. Was not expecting to see Ryoko here, but damn glad for her inclusion.