Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Doujins.com Comment Recognition Program! Have you ever felt that your comments are ignored? Perhaps you said something to one of your favorite small channels on YouTube and never heard anything back. Shit JimmyJohn47, you only have 500 views and 3 comments, what the fuck else are you doing? Praying for advertisers? Anyway, here at Doujins.com we recognize the need for keeping up with what your community is saying, so I’ve gone and picked out some gems from you guys to let you know we appreciate your wild thoughts while reading doujins. Some of them even had me stop fapping just to laugh a bit. Be careful, you might even see yourself!
Now let’s dive through the pile, shall we?
*Note that to preserve my sanity, this article focuses on comments on non-premium, well-received doujins released in November 2017.
Additionally, if any panel catches your eye, click the picture to be directed to it.
Oddest Ball "Slow down there, T.S. Elliot."
My boy has a point. This dickgirl is trying to give a sexual tribute to Shakespeare or something.
Believer "Looks like a hot dog wrapped in a flour tortilla"
Shit I see it too. I eat both of those on the regular though, so stop tempting me man.
Tosakuken "Umm, no you won't"
As it turns out, he's right, a boy pussi does not in fact biologically sustain life.
Blarg117 "???? The fuck are those knees???"
Damn she got Minecraft kneecaps.
Kill La Spirit "I like the speech bubbles stabbing the girl. That's a pretty creative way to show the insult.
Shit good eye, that is a nice detail.
Big Frumple "If only hypnotism actually worked. Uh, not saying that I'd use it inappropriately of course! Ha.
(A few panels later...)
Big Frumple "If the hypnotism doesn't wear off, then you could do some fucked up things with it. Like making someone orgasm non-stop forever."
Hell nah boy you ain't slick, I know your dirty ass would be abusing that hypnotism.
DemonXelo "Fuck that pain, I remember doing that, fucking sucks"
Coming off a foot injury myself, I feel that. Fuck ankle breaking.
ImJustThatKinky "Wowzers! Another masterpiece of an article by ImJustKinky! I'm not gay, but with writing like that I bet his dick size is twice that of the average male."
How'd you guess? Haha thanks man it's comments like yours that keep me going at night.
Blarg117 "The correct answer: Why the fuck are you going through my bag? I'm your son, and you don't even trust me."
Someone finally asking the real questions.
(I mean his dumbass made a 40 though so...)
Aldan "Wow, That's more gutsy than I had him pegged for.
Aldan "Oh, never mind. He didn't go for the ass."
My dissapoint was immeasurable, and my day was ruined.
Did you see youself anywhere above? Would you want another article like this down the road? Leave me a comment ;) down below!
