Would You Fuck a Tesla Bot?

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Say what you will about Elon Musk, the guy certainly knows how to keep his name in the headlines.

During Tesla's AI Day presentation earlier this week, he unveiled a brand new prototype humanoid robot using a dancer dressed as said robot because the actual prototype doesn't work yet. Called the Tesla Bot, it looks like a guy in a fencing outfit and has the same AI as Tesla's cars. It's made for repetitive manual labor and its physical stats surpass Boston Dynamics' existing Atlas robot, making it the most ambitious humanoid robot project yet.

An actual android made for menial tasks sounds like a great idea, but something about this faceless I, Robot knockoff seems vaguely sinister to me. Usually I'm into all types of robot waifus but if Tesla started producing sexbots based on this design I'd only start to consider one if they had a ton of customisation options, like maybe a face for starters. But that hasn't stopped Rule 34 artists putting their sexy spins on it:

Musk announced that the Tesla Bot prototype may be available next year, unless the whole thing turns out to be just an elaborate meme. What do you guys think? Is it the next evolution in robotics or another vanity project made to keep Tesla stocks high? More importantly, would you fuck one? Let us know in the comments!

Anon - SnakeIsDead29 3 years ago

Any hole is a goal

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Anon - Reality 3 years ago

I'd fucking a lizard alien. I'd fuck Krystal from Star Fox. I'd fuck Cortana if she had a physical body. Yes, I would smash a thick booba robot. A once in a life time chance isn't something my willy would let me pass up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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---------------- 3 years ago

What's the point? It's still masturbation, it's just your onahole now costs a few grand and can stack boxes for you.

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7thManiac 3 years ago

I feel like the answer to this is the same as: would you use a flashlight? Cause this idea is the logical future of that in a way lol. I don't see why not, I suppose. Would he expensive tho, and I doubt id be willing to sink that much money something like this would cost just for the sake of a sex toy. If I won the lottery tho? Fuck yeah XD

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MrObvious 3 years ago

Meh, call me boring and old fashioned but I'd rather keep it to human contact. Still the development of robotics will sure open new avenues to daily life, sure it all might be a vanity project but it's the march of technology too.

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Noah_Webster 3 years ago (edited 3 years ago)

Nope. I would be creeped out the whole time.

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Anon - Family 1 3 months ago

I would fuck a tesla bot

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Yuuki_Kataishi 3 years ago

If they really wanted to make one, then you can bet your ass that they'd design their holes to be as close as possible to a real woman. Maybe even add some vibration functions. Would I want to fuck one? Yes. But owning one is a whole other question.

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Anon - roali 3 years ago

Not sure, because i don't have tried much toys (Fleshlight only) yet, as good as it is, it's barely as good as the real thing. Unless it would prove close to the real thing, i don't think i would want to fuck such thing.

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