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Would You Fuck a Tesla Bot?
By Yung Namahage • 2 years ago


Say what you will about Elon Musk, the guy certainly knows how to keep his name in the headlines.


During Tesla's AI Day presentation earlier this week, he unveiled a brand new prototype humanoid robot using a dancer dressed as said robot because the actual prototype doesn't work yet. Called the Tesla Bot, it looks like a guy in a fencing outfit and has the same AI as Tesla's cars. It's made for repetitive manual labor and its physical stats surpass Boston Dynamics' existing Atlas robot, making it the most ambitious humanoid robot project yet.



An actual android made for menial tasks sounds like a great idea, but something about this faceless I, Robot knockoff seems vaguely sinister to me. Usually I'm into all types of robot waifus but if Tesla started producing sexbots based on this design I'd only start to consider one if they had a ton of customisation options, like maybe a face for starters. But that hasn't stopped Rule 34 artists putting their sexy spins on it:








Musk announced that the Tesla Bot prototype may be available next year, unless the whole thing turns out to be just an elaborate meme. What do you guys think? Is it the next evolution in robotics or another vanity project made to keep Tesla stocks high? More importantly, would you fuck one? Let us know in the comments!