Alright, it’s time for me to sound like an out of touch boomer stepping up to the podium again. I’ve always been a strong proponent of mixing up doujinshi and hentai with some live action porn every now and again. It keeps things fresh to see a true, living, fat ass once in a while. But one section of live action porn that I’ve never, ever, understood is live streaming porn. Specifically, the style of live streaming porn offered by sites like Chaturbate.
I hate to speak on things I’ve never tried, so as I’m writing this I currently have another tab open and I’ve been exploring Chaturbate’s site for the past fifteen minutes. So far I found one stream where a girl was sincerely thanking everyone for showing up and signing off, which made my heart warm but did not make me cum. The next stream I found had a super hot girl on display, but god damn she must have been too hot cause everyone was donating tokens and it would play an alert noise almost every time a transaction occurred. So I’m sitting there listening to DING….DING...DING...DIIINNNNGGG over and over again, which did not make me want to cum. Moving on from there I found a girl who was actually mostly clothed laying on a couch and pressing buttons on some kind of contraption. I honestly have no idea what the point of the stream was as she wasn't talking either. Needless to say I did not cum.
Uh hey... I guess we're just chillin for a bit. That's cool too.
For my last pick I made an effort to study the front page of thumbnails and pick a stream that would be a winner. I was rewarded for my search with a stream of a naked girl (good start compared to the others) using a dildo. By using your tokens, you could donate and make the vibrator perform a specific pattern such as pulse, wave, or earthquake for 25-40 seconds. Regardless it was still kind of awkward for me to just sit here watching someone use a dildo without much dialogue and you bet your ass the DING DING DING is still blasting my ear drums on repeat as well. So while I definitely considered this to be my best find, it’s still nowhere near turning me into a fan.
I’m a greedy fuck so maybe this site simply goes against my nature, but what’s the point of this? Why would I ever pay someone money so they can get pleasure for like 30 seconds? And damn for a site about interaction between the pornstar and the audience, it sure was a lot of empty silence where the pornstar wasn’t talking much. Well, almost empty apart from the DINGS of justice. I guess it’s cool that you’re watching some porn in real time. They’re actually getting off right as you’re watching. Other than that though I’m at a loss of what the appeal is. The remote control dildo concept is a pretty sexy idea and I’d be super down to do that (for free) with a long distance partner. Some random stranger on the Internet though? That costs money? That’s a no from me dawg.
Respect to the brothers out here trying to secure the bag as well.
Maybe I’m getting to be too much of a scrooge with my money. I’ll be interested to see what you all think. Do you spend much time on sites like Chaturbate? Have you tried watching live streamed porn? Is there something about donating and being “in control'' that makes it worth it? Turn on your cam and spread them cheeks in the comments below!
P.S. I forgot to count the amount of times I would click on a stream and the person would immediately say “alright guys thanks for being here today, time to peace out” and I have no idea if I was just unlucky or what but I had to have heard that three times minimum in my short dabble into the site. Oh, and dancing. Everybody was dancing.
