Help us fight spam! To Shut Down In Response To Coronavirus
By WakeUpSnooze • 3 months ago

Hello everyone, as we leave winter behind and dive headfirst into this new month it makes me terribly sad to offer this news. Unfortunately, due to the COVID-19 outbreak has decided to close our website down to assist with social distancing and flattening the curve. More information can be found below. has recently become a hotspot for COVID-19 transmission. Every day we have thousands upon thousands of people coming to the site which is way over the “10 people gathering” that has been outlined by the administration and independent healthcare organizations. These people click on multiple doujins, and often every single page in a doujin when they decide to read through the entire title. Many do not see the need of washing their hands before reading through a doujin which means any subsequent viewers will pick up COVID-19 as the virus can live on hard spaces (like a doujin page) for around three days.

This graph provides a rough estimate regarding transmission growth rates we observed occurring on the site.

Another big problem in our fight is that our website specifically urges people to touch their bodies. It’s not uncommon for readers to touch their face, nose, dick, pussy, boobs, manboobs, etc. while reading doujins. These are all dangerous areas to be spreading the virus to and once against contradict everything that is being recommended by leading health experts around the globe during this pandemic. We cannot in our right conscience continue to support this behavior and believe that if we even save one person from touching at-risk parts of their body by shutting down, then this decision will be worth it.

A prime example of what we need to prevent right now.

Our last huge offender is audio doujins. Audio doujins are in a unique spot as they contain stored DADT (dangerous audio data transmissions). DADT can be stored as coughing, sneezing, moaning, drooling, spitting, heaving breathing, or any other human behavior that spreads the disease. In this case an infected voice actor may spread the disease as a small, minute signature of the virus is captured in the audio when they record and is replayed back to the listener directly into the ear canal. The ear, hearing this data, may replicate the virus's microbial genetic pattern as a waveform and convert that into the virus itself through special regenerative cells in that area of the body (typically utilized by the brain to prevent hearing loss). At that point the virus merely works its way into the inner workings of the ear and onward toward the brain causing immediate and serious repercussions.

Audio doujins with heavy amounts of fluid transmission and panting are the worst offenders.

Thank you for your patience in this matter, and we will be re-opening the site as soon as this outbreak is under control. At the end of the day we will always do what is needed to best serve the people of The site is set to go offline tonight at 11:59 p.m. on April 1st, 2020. We recommend downloading and disinfecting any doujins you want to keep with you locally while we trudge through these difficult times. Best wishes for you all, and your families. We will be back very soon.