Man, what a year it has been. Between COVID, the elections, and the Pornhub Purge it feels like this year has been in constant turmoil. Last Christmas I prepared a video special review for the blog which actually did decently until our Doujins.com channel was deleted from YouTube. Oh yeah, I guess that happened this year too. I’m not sure if it’s just all the negativity of the year or what but I’m having a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit. Hell I can’t even really think of anything I want this year. All of these sad thoughts have made dealing with the unfun parts of Christmas (trying to think of gift ideas for people, trying to think of gift ideas for yourself, watching all the couples have fun) that much worse. Man, it sure was nice to be a kid, the only stress of Christmas back then was the naughty list.

I don’t know about you guys but the second I saw that big 12 on the date, I was basically a slave to my parents at that point. You see as a kid all you’re really told is that Santa has a list for good kids and bad kids. The criteria isn’t defined well and thus parents can take advantage of that exquisitely since kids don’t usually have a strong sense of morality. “Snooze, will you go downstairs and get me a wrench? No? Uh oh, someone might end up on the naughty list”. My parents did the best they could to make Christmas magical and I was NEVER about to let myself end up on the naughty list and miss out on all the fun. It’s a damn good thing I was too young to know about doujins all those years ago I tell you what. Back then I thought trying to stay on my best behavior and be good was stressful, but it sure is a drop in the bucket compared to Christmas as a grown up.

I'll bake the damn cookies just let me get my gifts you fat fuck!

This year I’m not afraid to end up on the naughty list, which is a relief considering the amount of doujins, hentai, and regular porn I’ve consumed. I honestly have no idea what I would want at this point anyway, I’ve got enough onaholes to survive the apocalypse of 2021. Scalpers are still wreaking havoc on the Playstation 5 and the new Xbox so those items and related accessories are off the table. That doesn’t leave much. I think this Christmas I’ll take a page out of Thanksgiving’s book and just be happy with the stuff I already have.

Okay wait, maybe there is one present I would want.

Perhaps the year ending will be the greatest present for all of us, though 2021 could always be worse. I’m curious to hear how you guys are holding up for this Christmas. What are your plans? Did you try hard to avoid being on the naughty list as a kid? What do you hope to get this Christmas? Don’t be shy, climb up on Santa Snooze’s lap and share your thoughts in the comments below!