Living arrangements can be a real bitch. Having to work around other people to do what you want is never a great feeling. Alas, it is a cheap option and saving money sure is wonderful in these trying corona times. It always amazes me when I’m reminded that this whole “move out and get your own place” thing is a very Western ideal. In many Asian countries the family unit is given way more emphasis and it’s not uncommon for offspring to stay at the family home until their late twenties/early thirties. Some even marry and then the couple lives in the family home for a few years to save up money. This got me thinking: so are they fucking in that house or what?
To give some context, I’m the type of dude who would put in earbuds on the bus and then proceed to take out the earbuds every five minutes to make sure I couldn’t hear the music and it wasn’t disturbing anyone else. It was like a paranoia. Is it too loud? Can the people sitting across from me hear it? Better take them out and check again. So you can bet your ass I’d have a hard time attempting to ejaculate with parents (hers or mine) in the next room over. One of the main reasons I can’t get motivated to get a girlfriend in the first place right now is I have no private place to take her to. “Hey baby, want to come over and hang out in my mom’s basement? We can play Scrabble. I promise nobody will interrupt us if I say please real nice like”. It’s not a good look.
So girl are you tryna come over or what?
On the flip side, let’s say the opportunity somehow presented itself. I gotta fuck in Room A, with parents in Room B which is within hearing distance. Am I bitching out and saying “Ah, thank you for this gracious offering of pussy. I’m afraid I must pass though, as disturbing the elders with sexual activity would reflect poorly upon my character”<<< fuck that. I’d definitely be down to fuck but man I’d be hoping my partner knew how weird this was and would try to keep it quiet. It could be like one of those hot pornos where the two have to stay silent to keep the sex secret. The high stakes could make the sex even more exciting. Man the thought of parents (well or literally anyone: friends, family members, roommates) hearing me during sexual intercourse is nothing I ever want to have to deal with, but in the end I’m afraid it’s a small price to pay for salvation.
"This bitch forgot to lock the door..."
Call me Solid Snake cause I’d be sneaking through the pussy undetected if I was ever put in this situation. I know my ass would be quiet as a mouse, it would just come down to my partner. Knowing my sexual inexperience they probably wouldn’t get too loud anyway, so maybe this whole idea could work out. Would you fuck with parents in the house that might hear you? Are you concerned with roommates and friends hearing, or do you not care? Keep your typing down and leave a comment below!
