You can tell that someone’s a weeb if they own a huge body pillow with their favorite anime waifu on it. Now, you can tell if someone’s a hardcore otaku if they own a huge body pillow with their favorite anime waifu on it, and know that it’s called a dakimakura. For the longest time, I didn’t know what these anime body pillows were even called, but now that I’m more cultured and weeby, I now am knowledgeable in the existence of dakimakuras.

Now dakimakuras aren’t completely just anime waifu body pillows, dakimakuras are just body pillows in Japanese. But when a dakimakura has an anime character on it, looking all sexy and suggestive, those are actually called love pillows. We just call them dakimakuras to sound less creepy. But I do wonder, for something called a love pillow, how many people actually use the pillow to pleasure themselves?

He totally slept with his after this picture.

As a weeb myself, I would actually like to own a dakimakura. I feel like it could be funny, and an interesting collector's item. I also love sleeping, so it would be perfect for me, just having one of my waifus on it would be a bonus. But you wouldn’t catch me sticking an onahole in it and acting like I’m fucking Asuka, that’s what erotic audios are for.

I will admit, it is tempting though.

Do you own a dakimakura? Would you ever buy a dakimakura? Do you think people fuck their dakimakuras? Tell us in the comments.