In my recent Dr. Pussycat article, I talked about going to the doctor and getting a prostate exam. Now I know that I’m nervous for the day that I finally have to get one, but hell, like I said in the article, I might just risk it and avoid the whole process in general. With most of the viewers on Doujins.com being adults, then I’m sure most of you are soon going to have to do it, if not already did it. So today what I’m wondering is, how many of you guys are actually scared of getting a prostate exam?

Okay, if this happened, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

The big thing about a prostate exam is that most of us don’t want a complete stranger putting a finger up our asses. Hell, most of us wouldn’t want someone we knew fingers up or asses. My ass is gross, and I feel bad for anyone who has to stick their finger in there. I know that it’s a check up to see if you have cancer, but I’m sure I don’t have it...maybe. And I’m sure that the doctor doing the check up wouldn’t be awkward about it since they most likely do it all the time, but I’m going to be awkward about it. I also don’t know if it’ll be worse to have a male doctor do it or a female doctor. This isn’t hentai where after the female doctor does your prostate exam and sees you have a boner, she’ll give you a blowjob.

Yeah, this shit ain't going to happen.

And if you guys think I’m memeing, I’m not. I honestly might not get a prostate check up, unless someone forces me to. That’s how serious I am about not wanting to do it. I know it’ll be one of those things, once it’s over, it’s over. But I don’t think I even want to get to that point. Also, I’m not gay. If I get a prostate exam, that’ll make me gay!!! (it’s sad that I feel like I have to say that the last sentence was a joke)

Are you afraid to get a prostate exam? Would you risk not getting one? Have you gotten your prostate examined already? Tell us in the comments.