Chainsaw Man’s frequent sexual aspects make it all too easy to turn into articles, but this week I was hit by one of the most frightening moments yet so far. No, nothing like the disgusting Bat Devil or his wife, I’m talking about something truly horrifying: being disappointed by something you thought was gonna be amazing. I’ll provide context but be wary I have to contain a very minor spoiler in the next sentence. You see our boob-loving Denji finally got to cop his first ever feel in life recently. After years of wanting and struggling, what did he say to the magnificent opportunity he got to experience? Well that would be the words “That’s it?”.
Granted the girl in question was wearing pads at the time, but even after finding out after three fondles our MC was left depressed and unfulfilled. The show explores this more later, but for spoilers sake I’ll cut the summary off right there and say damn did this scene hit my soul. In case it’s not obvious by now, a doujin blog writer is often immediately exiled and asked by the President to never contact any real living female ever. At least that’s my excuse as to why at this point in my life I’m even more of a virgin than Denji. I’d say for most of the year I’m a sad boy at 3 A.M. wondering what went wrong and how perhaps shilling out a good chunk of cash for sex is actually a mogul move. However, every now and then I think to myself “Surely sex isn’t that good. What could I possibly be missing? Wearing a condom? Oh wow, the horror”.
It's looking like another holiday season alone boys.
It’s really a catch-22 in my mind. I don’t want to believe that sex is amazing, because that means I’m wasting away every year I don’t try my absolute damnest to get some, but I also don’t want to believe that it’s terrible because that would mean something I’ve looked forward to for years and put on a pedestal may be reduced to a “that’s it?” moment and leave my empty soul just a bit bleaker. Fortunately I’m not a complete idiot, I recognize that every sexual experience is different and that a night with one girl could be completely different than a night with another. I suppose it’s similar to how one McDonalds can deliver good grub while the next one you visit seems like a laundering front in plain view with how bad the food and service are. Unfortunately this muddies the waters, as this means it’s not wise to completely trust peoples’ reviews either. I’ve had friends and even relatives (not immediate thank god) who say sex is pretty godlike and that make me think I’m wasting my youth, meanwhile others say it’s pretty mid and not worthing going out of the way for when masturbation and toys exist. Who do you believe?
See what I mean? This Le Mac de Donalde hits different.
At the end of the day, this is not the end of Denji’s sexual journey and holy hell I hope mine can get started soon. Good or bad, I’d simply like to be able to form my own opinion and know that I can die without missing out on one of life’s most talked about activities. But am I about to whip out my wallet or just fuck some random person? Not quite yet, so I guess it’s time to shut the fuck up. Are you watching Chainsaw Man? Were you ever disappointed by sex or a related activity? Has sex always met your expectations? Let us know in the comments below!
