
Weβre all men here...and some women. But when I was younger, I always thought that going to the strip club was like a right of passage for a man. Now that Iβm older, like everything else in life, I learnt that thatβs not actually the case. You can still be a man if youβve never gone to a strip club. But like...what man wouldnβt want to go to the strip club? Itβs a manβs paradise, but not a wallet's paradise.
You can have all my money.
Now letβs be real, is the strip club really a manβs paradise? At first, I wanted to go to the strip club because I thought it would be super hot and sexy. Which it still does seem like it would be, but I feel like itβs just a big waste of money at the end of the day. Like, you canβt have sex with a girl at the strip club...legally that is. All you can do is stare at them dance on a pole, throw them money, and get a lap dance. So what Iβm saying is you can pay a girl a lot of money to just grind on you and give you a hard on or blue balls, when you can jerk yourself off at home and cum for free.
So like, is this the place where you can fuck strippers or nah?
So since that seems like a waste of time and money, then whatβs the point in going to a strip club? Well, for me, I think itβs the novelty of it and doing it with your friends. Itβs almost like social drinking. You might not drink alcohol when youβre alone, but youβll drink with a group of friends. I wouldnβt go to a strip club alone, but if me and my friends just want a place to go and experience, a strip club wouldnβt be a bad place to go. But I do feel like onces I finally go to a strip club and experience it, I wouldnβt go again unless someone invited me to one. But I would like to give a strip club the old one and done, just to say I went to one.
We're going to the strip club boys.
Have you ever been to a strip club? What appeals to you about a strip club? Would you go to a strip club alone? Tell us in the comments.
Looking at it purely at money it's not worth it though. But some experinces are worth the price of admission.