Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club?

We’re all men here...and some women. But when I was younger, I always thought that going to the strip club was like a right of passage for a man. Now that I’m older, like everything else in life, I learnt that that’s not actually the case. You can still be a man if you’ve never gone to a strip club. But like...what man wouldn’t want to go to the strip club? It’s a man’s paradise, but not a wallet's paradise.

You can have all my money.

Now let’s be real, is the strip club really a man’s paradise? At first, I wanted to go to the strip club because I thought it would be super hot and sexy. Which it still does seem like it would be, but I feel like it’s just a big waste of money at the end of the day. Like, you can’t have sex with a girl at the strip club...legally that is. All you can do is stare at them dance on a pole, throw them money, and get a lap dance. So what I’m saying is you can pay a girl a lot of money to just grind on you and give you a hard on or blue balls, when you can jerk yourself off at home and cum for free.

So like, is this the place where you can fuck strippers or nah?

So since that seems like a waste of time and money, then what’s the point in going to a strip club? Well, for me, I think it’s the novelty of it and doing it with your friends. It’s almost like social drinking. You might not drink alcohol when you’re alone, but you’ll drink with a group of friends. I wouldn’t go to a strip club alone, but if me and my friends just want a place to go and experience, a strip club wouldn’t be a bad place to go. But I do feel like onces I finally go to a strip club and experience it, I wouldn’t go again unless someone invited me to one. But I would like to give a strip club the old one and done, just to say I went to one.