This will come as a shock to probably no one, but I don’t get out much. And the reason I don’t get out much is because there’s no legal red light district that I know of in my area. If there was? Holy shit why not head down there every single night and become a regular? Maybe join a club and earn some membership discounts for repeat customers or something. Alright I know I talk a big game, but surely red light districts aren’t as appealing in real life as often depicted in the media. Right now Demon Slayer is conducting its Red Light District Arc so now I have another damn reason not to fap until after I’m done watching anime for the day. Point is, this ordeal has definitely made me wonder about visiting one in real life. Except I need the girls to be there by choice, not because they have debts to pay and are thereby sold and forced into the lifestyle like they are in Demon Slayer.
My face when I learned it's forced sexual labor.
I did a bit of research, and according to Wikipedia (the most reliable source on the Web) prostitution is still illegal in almost every area in the United States with the exception of rural counties in Nevada. In the past my area had a couple red light districts, but they were mostly destroyed and reconstructed so that investors and new business owners would be more willing to move their money into those places. So considering the difficulty of even finding a place, let alone a legal place that I wouldn’t be worrying my ass off at, I probably won’t ever see one in my lifetime unless something crazy happens. Still, even if I went to one I might not be able to vibe anyway. I’ve been a virgin for many years now under two pretexts: one day I will just magically run into a girl who loves me, and I want a connection with someone before having sex. One of those is a load of horseshit, and that would be the former. Growing up you learn that movie shit very rarely happens. On the other hand, I still hold out hope for that second part. The idea of going to a red light district and being someone’s sixth customer that day all the while knowing deep down that they don’t give a fuck about me and don’t find me attractive in the slightest…that’s a hard pill to swallow. And I’ve always sucked at swallowing pills. So I might have to pass it up even if I had the opportunity. Visiting though? Visiting a red light just to see what the atmosphere is like may be too hard to pass up.
The girls go for a night out to the red light district? Come on now, these doujins are pre-written at this point!
Anime sure love to keep my dick on its toes while I’m trying to watch them. Oh well, at least it gives the lewd artists plenty of ammunition. As we learned with Lady Dimitrescu, horniess is one hell of a marketing strategy. Are you watching this Demon Slayer arc? Have you been to a red light district in real life? If you haven't, would you want to go? Put on your best suit, get that wallet ready, put a red light in the window, and leave a comment below!
