
Got tired of ghost writing for Kinky and got a real account. I do the game reviews a lot. But I don't play games with your heart.
I code for Kinky's game Personality which is kinda shit but don't tell him I said that.
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Articles by WakeUpSnooze
Guilty Gear Strive Gets An Anime!
By WakeUpSnooze • 8 months ago
You already know the smell of the game. Now it’s time to get a taste of the upcoming anime in the Guilty Gear franchise: Guilty Gear Strive: Dual Rulers. The news comes as companies gear up to show off their latest creations at the Anime Expo 2024 event in Los Angeles. Burgers and hot dogs aren’t the only thing to look forward to on July 4th as many anime and related gaming ...
Wuthering Waves Won't Kill Genshin Impact
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
A new gacha has entered the market, which of course means that players were up in arms calling for the Genshin's predicted death. For the uninitiated this exact sentiment already cropped up when Tower of Fantasy debuted. While the game still has some players I'm sure... it's objectively nowhere close to rivaling Genshin Impact, let alone "killing" it. But with Wuthering Waves (WW) ...
Adobe Wants Access To Everyone's Work, Including Doujins
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
Adobe found themselves in incredibly piping hot water recently thanks to a quirky update to their Terms of Service. Said update has apparently been floating around since February of this year, but it came to everyone's attention in the mainstream when Adobe pushed out a notification to Photoshop users informing them that unless they agree to a TOS update they won't be able to use ...
Pokimane's Editor Took Simping Even Further Beyond
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
These days I think simping mainly occurs in two concentrated places: streaming platforms and sites where you need to pay for porn content. Uncoincidentally these two places also foster a ton of parasocial relationships where people misequate spending money on someone to be the same thing as deserving to spend time with them and know them on a personal level. Simping tends to hit ...
Batman Ninja Returns
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
Call me the savior of Gotham because I recently went back and played Batman: Arkham Knight to 100% completion. Yes, that even includes the onslaught of Riddler trophies. The story was kinda mid and felt rushed at the end, but the combat and Batmobile sure made me feel like the Dark Knight himself. It seems like I chose a good time to revisit my favorite superhero as we just got ...
Using AI To Date For You
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
AI is back in the news cycle baby. What amazing new feature have we unlocked this time? Well, there’s still more work to be done, but business executives are hard at work pushing the limits of just how dehumanizing we can make this technology while refusing to implement it in situations that could benefit humanity by alleviating us from simple tasks devoid of creativity. So what ...
Are Anime Remakes Hype Or Uninspired?
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
Remakes have been a plague infesting movie making in recent years. Hollywood, exhausted of ideas (or too afraid to test new ones) has grown content to just snatch up an old property, change it slightly, and shovel it out again with a new coat of paint. Remakes have been cropping up fairly often in gaming too. Some remakes and remasters are completely useless like the highly criticized ...
Do You Enjoy Alpha/Beta Testing Games?
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
This past week I couldn’t stop playing Marvel Rivals. It’s an upcoming hero shooter that despite the 3rd person perspective, feels like a direct competitor to Overwatch 2. And thanks to Marvel’s endless supply of heroes and villains, one that can stick around for a while. I never expected to make it into the closed alpha test (especially after fudging the numbers on my graphics ...
The Return Of... Multiversus?
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
C.C. cosplaying as Harley Quinn? Finally some fantastic results from this multiverse idea. Anyhoo, Smash clones are a dime a dozen. One month everyone is talking about how hilarious it is to watch Spongebop Squarepants annihilate a Ninja Turtle. The next month, nobody even remembers it came out. Then suddenly you check Steam to ensure it ever existed in the first place and by god ...
America's First One Piece Cafe Has Opened
By WakeUpSnooze • 9 months ago
The older I get, the more I appreciate dining out. Part of that is an increasing willingness to try new cuisines due to having more life experience and becoming bored with traditional choices (you can only order chicken tenders so many times before you feel like you’re wasting the restaurant price tag on home chef level food). And while many mid restaurants can end up having bland ...
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