Now I want to start this article off first by thanking everyone that clicked on this article even after reading the title. Now I want to ask the question, does that make you gay? My good friend, no it does not! (Atleast I don’t think it does?) If you like big dicks for the same reason I do than you are not gay. (Atleast, I think not?) Now this is going to be a weird article which you should expect from me if you’ve been reading my stuff for awhile. I also wanted to do an article that caters more to the girls who visit the site (I know that there’s a few out there) so no complaining guys. Now, welcome to the more girl focused, Why I’m Just That Kinky For…

"Boys aren't the only ones who like to read doujins. You degenerate males."

 Why I like big dicks?

Okay, let me state super quickly that I do not like big dicks for the reason you may think. I do not want to get fucked by a big dick. I repeat, I DO NOT WANT TO BE FUCKED BY A BIG DICK. Now, the time when I do like a big dick is when I’m reading or watching my hentai. I enjoy seeing the dick stretch the girl out, if you know what I mean. If the guy is working with a 3 incher, the impact of the penetration is lost for me. I don’t know if this is an only me thing or do other people feel the same but that fact dawned on me while reading a shota doujin. The shota was trying to pleasure this hot, sexy milf, and even though she was screaming in pleasure when they did an x-ray view. The shota dick was barley in there. You know she was faking an orgasm. I also imagine myself as the male character and if I’m imagining myself as the character, I would hope that I’d have atleast a sizeable dick, yeah. So when the girl is saying “Wow, your dick is huge!” in the doujin I’m thinking in my head, “Yeah, my dick’s huge.” whether that’s true are not it’s up to you.

Who has a small dick now, huh? This'll teach you to not make fun of me!

Can a dick be too big?

Well of course it can be. Anything can be too big. I want some stretching to happen when the penetration happens but I don’t want the girl to be stretch in half. I’m not really into the whole “the dick is so huge that you can see it bulge from her stomach” thing. That doesn’t really work for me. I’m not even the one being fucked and my stomach starts hurting. There are also those time in futanari doujins, where the girl with the dick is so huge it’s the size of her own body. Now that’s TOO much! And as a person who is, dare I say, well verse in the realms of traps, the size of the traps dick doesn’t really matter. People who read trap usually wants the trap dick to be small to add to the trappyness but I don’t really mind a big dick on a trap.  Hell, if he has a big dick, it just show how much more dominate I am being the one doing the fucking. >:)

The bigger they are, the hard I...fuck them?

Wow, I’ve just learned that in every one of these I find someway to talk about traps. I’m sorry for that. I promise I’ll stop. But not just yet! I’m planning on doing a week of traps so I’ll do a Why I’m Just That Kinky For Traps! So no hint this time. See you then!  

So do you agree with me? DO you believe that I'm secretly gay? I'm I Just Too Kinky? Tell us in the comments below.