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When Porn is Better Than the Real Thing
By ImJustThatKinky • 1 year ago • 10 comments


Hey guys. Kinky is on break this week for some personal reasons, so I’ll be stepping in. You may have seen me around before, I’m his friend, Imaginary.

Heh heh, I bet I gotcha didn’t I? You thought I was about to try and argue how my sad existence of sitting alone in a dark room watching porn provided more satisfaction than actual sexual intercourse. Not today my friends. Instead the title refers to when you hold something in low esteem normally, but high esteem in the porn world. Let me give a few examples to elaborate this point a bit…


Naruto might just be the best example to start with. I don’t dive into Naruto porn that much personally, but it’s no secret that Naruto’s sexy transformation jutsu jump started a lot of anime nerds’ fapping careers. A lot of people saw either his female form or one of the sexy women in the show like Tsunade or Kurenai and started some calculations. “If girls = hot in real life… then girls = hot in anime sex?!?” And thus lead to their personal discovery of hentai, doujins, you know the works. You probably had a similar story yourself. However, do you still care about that franchise? I’m sure a ton of people love and favorite Naruto doujins but couldn’t care less about the anime or manga these days. Which is a concept that made me wonder, how wide is the gap between the actual entertainment pieces and their respective porn for me?


I was gonna use an image that made sense here. Then I found this. What the fuck?

If you’re still not quite with me yet, let’s look at a recent example: League of Legends. In case you live under a rock, Riot Games recently debuted a hit single and music video under the name K/DA. K/DA is a fictional K-Pop group that’s attributed to four female characters in the game being represented by four real-life music artists. It was a great animated music video and it reached trending views around the world. That’s not relevant to this discussion though. What IS relevant is that Riot went out of their way to make these characters as hot as humanly possible in the video, and I thank them for it. I mean this was the type of hot where as you’re watching and listening for the first time, you can already visualize every artist on Twitter frantically scrambling to get their drawing tools and get started. Now I sit here, enjoying the porn and dreaming of what’s still to come. BUT… but how does this relate to anything? I’ll tell you. Because I’m not one inch closer to playing League of Legends again, at all. It was a MOBA I played all throughout high school and a little beyond with some friends of mine. Though patch after patch it seemed like the game was growing to a more unbalanced state in which my role (ADC) was specifically getting cucked to high heaven. With my friends drifting away in different directions in their lives and my role devalued, I figured it was time to move on. I haven’t really looked back apart from playing with a few individuals around the holidays, more so to reminisce about an old tradition than enjoy the gameplay. I wouldn’t even consider putting the game in a list of my favorite titles, but this release reminded me how much League of Legends porn is in the world, and how much I love it.


Are you picking up what I'm putting down here fellas?


And finally, the franchise that gave me this idea in the first place. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll let you in on a little secret. RWBY is not only one of my absolute top shows for porn, but god damn it’s one of Kinky’s top shows as well. So for those of you wondering why it pops up at random points on the blog, that’s why. I started off thinking RWBY was garbage, then I liked it, then I loved it, then I liked it, and now I think it’s garbage again. Volume 6 has done well so far, but there’s so much work to be done to recover from 5 that I’ll hold my horses before making assessments. But regardless of the controversies, regardless of the questionable writing, regardless of the longing for Monty to come back and add more fights, RWBY has an undeniable achievement in the porn world. I mean, have you guys ever stopped to look at how much good shit there is? The mountain of lewd fanction (a small percentage of which is fantastically sexy), the endless wave of camgirls and cosplayers, the comics, and some weird ass 3D animated videos on Pornhub come together to offer so much variety. Almost every character is hot as hell and that includes the side characters which is important for keeping the kink options open. And what are they you ask? For kinks the furries get faunus (half-human, half-animal) to fuck, the weirdos (not me) get a variety of incest with different families,  the girls get Qrow Branwen, the naughty students get a multitude of teachers/mentors to fantasize about, the masochists get Cinder/Salem, I could go on for way longer than you care to read. The point is RWBY unquestionably reigns as a supreme entity in the porn game for us two… though the show could use some work.


Don't worry Ruby, there's a lot more where that came from.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some... "series" to revisit. What’s your favorite franchise or property to see in porn? Do you like the porn more than the real thing? Tell us in the comments below!