I’m still coming down from the hype that filled last weekend thanks to the slew of announcements about fighting games at this year’s EVO event. I spent some time talking about Street Fighter’s new A.K.I. being poised to light up the lewd markets over on our sister site Hentai0, but over here I wanted to shine a spotlight on Tekken’s newest attraction. Azucena is a new Peruvian character who was revealed alongside the returning Raven. Personally I always thought Tekken was kinda cool but way too over my head to get invested in. Well, never have I ever wanted to play this game more than watching Azucena whoop ass. She fights in a dance-like style similar to Dee Jay, with plenty of stylish dodges and counters that keep the opponent in check. Here’s the full gameplay trailer for the interested.

Apart from her slick movements catching my attention, I couldn’t help but appreciate her gimmick of being a coffee lover. I’ve never been much of a coffee drinker until this year. And even then I’m sure the REAL coffee drinkers would ridicule me, but listen I consume a large amount of protein shakes per week and vanilla/chocolate/strawberry got old real fast. These days companies are experimenting with a bunch of cool coffee flavors for protein shakes like mocha latte, vanilla latte, caramel, etc. and I’ve become a bit addicted. I finally see the power of caffeine everyone talks about. Point is, Azucena is the newly established queen of coffee in the Tekken universe, even going as far as to do an advertisement for Peruvian coffee during one of her moves. I have to say, I feel represented. Enough about that though, what I really need her to serve me up right now is some sexy content. To my knowledge Tekken has always lagged behind a bit in terms of lewd content generation. I can think of several sexy Street Fighter animations, and hell, even doujins that would hit the spot off the top of my head. Meanwhile with Tekken only one project comes to my mind in recent history that contains some quality sex. It could be that my lack of interaction with Tekken simply means my feed is filled with less degenerate art and videos of it, but a quick comparison between the amount of Street Fighter doujins and Tekken doujins on the site says otherwise. 

Regardless, I hope Azucena’s arrival generates plenty of hot fap material both in the 2D and 3D landscapes. I reckon it will take some time for the latter though. Did you see any announcements from EVO that got you excited? Are you planning on playing Tekken 8? Why does Tekken seem to have less lewds than other games despite being a big seller with plenty of cute girls on the roster? Grind some beans, add your favorite mixers, and get your caffeine fix in the comments below!