When your boy Kinky has something that he doesn’t like, he just have to come clean with it and tell you all. If I’m comfortable telling you guys the fucked up things I enjoy then I should be comfortable enough to tell you guys about the things I don’t like. Hey, it’s not like I’m tying you guys down and forcing you to read these since I’ll hate that too. That’s why today I’m Not That Kinky For...
Why I Don’t Like Bondage
Now this was going to be on why I don’t like BDSM, but BDSM is such a broad term and I figured out that the main thing in BDSM that I don’t like is the Bondage aspect. I can say with confident that everytime I see the bondage tag on a doujin, it never gets me excited. It gets me so unexcited that usually I would rather not have it at all. The whole rope shit seems uncomfortable and not fun. Being blindfolded is such a no go for me. Having a ball gag in your mouth seem like it sucks, with no actual sucking happening The skin tight latex seems like it’ll be a pain in the ass.. And if you think I’ll let a bitch tie me down then you got another thing coming. The only thing she can tie me down to is marriage!
No don't leave, it's okay that you like bondage., it's just not my thing okay.
The Fears of Bondage
The thing with bondage is that it’s a very trust oriented thing and if you didn’t know this about me, I don’t trust many people. I’ve been wronged by girls that I’ve liked, by my best friends, and even people in my family, so you might understand why I’m hesitant. Bondage leaves you super vulnerable for your partner to do anything they want to you. They could do anything they want to your body. Now you might be thinking “well that's what safe words are for” but at the end of the day, a safe word is just that, a word.It’s not some magical word that’ll make them stop if you say it. This isn’t Inuyasha where you can say “sit” and he’ll have to sit. And definitely don’t do it with someone you’ve just met at the bar. She can easily tie you up, blindfold you, start sucking your dick, steal your money, and then once the blindfold is off you’ll find out that it was her gay friend suck your dick the whole time. And the guy sucking your dick is the worst part!
Do you think I want to end up like this girl? HELL NO!
Well, that's all for me trashing on another one of someones kink. Like I said, I accept people for their kinks, we all are different. I'm just telling you guys what personal doesn't do anything for me. Now, let get on to the hint...
"I really hate the movie Sausage Party."
What do you think about bondage? Are you afraid of bondage like me? Do you want to be tyed down and get married? Tell us in the comments below.
