Well I gained 15 lbs yesterday. I’m pretty sure I once read masturbation is a great calorie burner somewhere on the Internet with no credibility or scientific backing, but it makes sense to me. Busting has to take SOME energy that’s for sure. So it’s time to find a way to get yourself burning off that meal, and what better way than with some discounted toys from our friends at otonajp for Black Friday. Right now everything in the store is 22% off.

I did some hands on investigating myself because I never trust these discounts. You see I saw a lot of items saying 10% off and I was like “ah hah, “another jebait detected.” Turns out some of these bitches got discounts already and then the 22% is applied on top of that once you go to the cart. And when I say everything I mean everything. I tested around 4-5 random items and the discount applied each time, even on some less popular stuff like cheerleader outfits.

From $43 down to $28? Not bad.

I always hate when a discount lasts “till X” cause sometimes that means X is included, sometimes it stops right before X. In this case this discount lasts until the 28th which would give you today (Black Friday) and tomorrow to take advantage IF it actually lasts through the 28th. I’ll admit I’m a bit late to the party as this sale began a few days early. It seems a lot of companies this year are moving Black Friday to either encompass a larger amount of time, or just farther away from Thanksgiving and I’m personally all for that. I always hated the idea of having a holiday that appreciates being grateful and a holiday that appreciates buying a ton of new shit back to back. Anyways my apologies on that, I’ll try to be on the hunt better next year.

If there is no discount Saturday too I guess the early bird catches the worm. What are your thoughts about moving Black Friday away from Thanksgiving? Is it better to just move the day, or have sales that last for longer periods? See anything from otonajp you want to cum in? Save some money in the comments below!