These past few days I've been roaming the Lands Between, getting my ass handed to me over and over and coming back for more everytime. FromSoft refined and elevated the Souls formula to a whole new level with Elden Ring; creating a brand-new dark fantasy world distinct enough from Demon's and Dark Souls but with that cozy end-of-the-world vibe the games are known for. Expect knights, dragons, fat rolls, Patches and more Berserk allusions than you can shake a large hunk of iron at. 

As per Souls tradition, there's a mysterious waifu that levels you up and guides you on your journey. Melina serves that role in Elden Ring, bestowing upon you the spirit steed Torrent at the start of the game and introducing you to the Round Table hub area. She's no Maiden in Black but this one-eyed cutie has already gained her fair share of fans, and the game's hardly been out a week. And more fans means more R34!

How have you guys been finding Elden Ring? What do you think of Melina? Where the fuck can I find a Sacred Tear to upgrade my flask? Let us know in the comments!