Header taken from the anime Charlotte.

It's not exactly easy confessing to another person. If you're shy, this can be almost impossible. While you hope for the best, you kind of expect the worst. At best, you get a 'no'. At worst, well... Anyway, if things go well, you walk away hand-in-hand with the person you like most. 

Well, seekers of love and happiness have a strong ally in the battlefield of love. Kokunavi, a portmanteau of the words 'kokuhaku', which is the word for 'love confession', and 'navigation'. They'll help you navigate a love confession. There's different packages for different needs, which we'll break down, and then discuss how sad this all is.

The "simple course" will have an agent of Kokunavi confess to a person for the customer, and deliver the response back to the customer. This package costs ¥29,000, or around $260.

The "support course" will grant a customer access to confession experts, to get the wording and setting of a confession down. This package costs ¥59,000, or around $530.

The "premium course" will schedule five conferences with experts that uses data analytics to determine what has worked and what hasn't worked in different confessions to determine what confession has the highest probability to work. This package costs ¥149,000, or $1,340. 

Now for the sad part. Is this seriously needed? Like I said, it's not easy to confess to someone, especially if you're shy. But this! This can't be the best alternative. It's not cheap, especially the last one. There's a page that shows different testimonials from happy customers, which you can see HERE. How many of you people would be happy to receive a love confession via third party? I mean, if it works, it works, but come on. Gather some courage and speak the words your heart wants you to speak. Love is a battlefield.