There’s a time and a place for everything. I love the fuck out of chocolate chip cookies, but not right after brushing my teeth. Same with orange juice for that matter. But what else do I love? Porn, of course which follows the same principle. When I’m horny and want to fap I love porn, however as soon as the act is done it naturally becomes uninteresting (and sometimes disgusting depending on what I was watching). I also love anime for the beautiful animation, soundtracks, and unique plotlines that you don’t find much in other media. You might see where I’m going with this.

I sit down, ready to watch the next episode of Fire Force relaxed and ready to watch our squad continue the fight against the Evangelists. What cool fight will happen this episode, I wonder. Recently there was an episode where it was 90% popping off fighting, 5% dialogue, and 5% Tamaki becoming naked at a moment’s notice. One of those things is not like the other. I’m simply trying to sit down and have a good ol’ Christian time watching anime, and now all the sudden I’m fucking hard. Now what? Do I keep watching? I’m thinking about screwing anime girls now. Do I pause the episode and interrupt the flow, fap, and then resume it? The dilemma ensues and confuses my groove.

Not how, but why? Why did you do this to me?

Sometimes it is a bit obvious that an anime will constantly contain a bunch of ecchi. For example, Rent-A-Girlfriend and Uzaki-chan are both airing this season and you can tell after five minutes of watching each that there will be some ecchi in it. Girls with tight clothes on, characters falling into each other and breathing heavy… my man actually fapped on screen in Rent-A-Girlfriend last episode, that was nuts. Point is, I’ve now completely relegated those anime to “watch right before a fap”. That way if they get me hard I know I’m already set to release the tension once it’s over. Think of it like warm-up material. 

But then you have something like Fire Force where a very small portion of the anime is ecchi. It can strike at any time. The beginning, the middle, the end, or not at all. I don’t want to plan to fap afterwards because most of the time there’s not nearly enough arousing content to be a problem. While it’s an excellent example, this is really something that happens with a TON of popular anime. They just HAVE to throw in a little ecchi to get the blood flowing. Lately I’ve come to the realization that I prefer a ton of ecchi, or none at all. Anime about a hardboiled detective trying to solve a crime? No ecchi please. I need my brain running at maximum speed and with clear focus. Dumbass kid tries to rent girls? Pile on the ecchi man, I don’t need brain cells to consume this type of content anyway. 

I know my top brain can take a break and let the bottom one takeover when I see a shirt like that.

As long as I can expect the ecchi to be or not be present I can adjust my schedule and plan accordingly. Nothing is worse than an anime with a few lewd scenes making you want to fap afterwards, but then struggling to find good material to actually cum with, and the next thing you know it’s an hour later. How much ecchi do you like in your anime? Does it depend? Slip into someone’s chest randomly in the comments below!