Our partners at J-list asked us to share some news.

Ya feel that? The change in the air. The calendar moving on. Skeletons waking up in your closet. That’s right baby. Today marks the start of October, which means it’s legally appropriate to start decorating and preparing for Halloween. If you started beforehand you’re a cheater and quite possibly a blasphemous witch who should be burned at the stake. Oh shit...I see here J-list made this announcement a few days ago. I’ve never seen a company more fortunate to have made a deal with us. They almost got roasted to the 31st and back.

Anyway I come today bearing some small news alongside my Halloween hype. J-list has recently announced that any order placed through the website will come with a limited edition postcard and sticker of their mascot, Megumi. Megumi is dressed as a witch on the postcard and a zombie (inspired by Zombieland Saga) on the stickers. They’ll be shipped while supplies last so if you’ve been meaning to order something but haven’t gotten around to it, why not get some spooky shit as a bonus? I’ll be the first to admit I don’t really care about collecting small stuff like this, but like, I’ve been meaning to swipe up that Yandere onahole for Halloween soooo...yeah sure gimmie that shit.



I tell you what, Christmas is the king when you’re a kid. There’s nothing like spending all of December waking up each day knowing you’re closing in on presents and decorating with family all the while. But when you grow up and have no girlfriend every Christmas to celebrate with, as well as the ability to buy shit year-round, you have to start finding new holidays to appreciate. Then enters Halloween, a time to be scared half to death so you can finally feel alive again? Sign me the fuck up.

And hey, if you order before the 8th you can take part in the 15% off anniversary sale. Head over to the J-list store here. Are you excited for Halloween? Are you well-prepared for the Skeleton War? Scare me in the comments below.