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A Review of Taimanin Asagi: Battle Arena
By ImJustThatKinky • 5 years ago


Nutaku asked us to take a look at this game, and here's our opinion.

It only took like a year, but I sure am hitting up the new releases at a decent pace lately my friends. The trend continues with this week’s review as we journey into a new mobile/desktop title on Nutaku, Taimanin Asagi: Battle Arena (TABA). Oh, and before you call me out on my shit because this review is several days late, I’m writing it really close to the release date, just trust me okay?

Nutaku can really cuck me on these types of games by not filling out much data about their background information. Luckily you have an Ace Anal Detective on your side. TAGA debuted on Nutaku on September 26th. It’s a card game.. sort of… that’s available for both browser and mobile versions. The game is free with microtransactions, as most games in these genres are.



Art/Story

I put these together because I believe they are polar opposites. The art is crisp and about the industry standard. There’s a wide variety of girls that look cute and their portraits only help you continue to pursue your quest of fucking your favorites. There’s just not much bad to say. Now the story of course is complete garbage. The world has gone crazy, there’s three factions fighting for power or some shit I don’t know dude. You’re some lord with crazy anime power and you recruit these card girls to help your faction. There’s just not much good to say.

Yeah, that's some fuckable art.


Gameplay

You can go ahead and throw this shit in the trash. I’m serious. I don’t know if I missed some key elements of the cards that made this into Yu-Gi-Oh! or something, but in my few hours of time sludging through the gameplay I failed to understand where the “game” was in this card game.  On the main quest you just clear stage after stage by attacking weaklings. No card game. Sometimes a raid boss will show up that you can use cards to attack, but there’s certainly not much strategy. There’s blue cards, red cards, and yellow cards to represent the different factions, but organizing your cards based on who provides what bonuses to what colors didn’t amount to much strategy and the raid boss battles pretty much play themselves out. Overall the most interesting part regarding the cards was collecting the bitches, but you can do that in a ton of these games.


This is where I used my slash attack. Well, not really. The game just kinda did it for me. Like it does in every battle that's not a raid boss.


The Sex

The redeeming quality of this game is that this section is the best part. First of all, it doesn’t take twenty years to find a scene. You get an unique scene at the beginning based on your chosen faction, so that’s really three scenes you can get for free if you wanted to make another accounts. And even if you pick one and don’t bother getting the other two, leveling up your girls goes pretty fast. I was able to unlock two more scenes in a mere hour, whereas another similar title that was reviewed, Kamihime Project R, would take ages to shell out some scenes. Then, once you get to your scenes quickly, you realize “oh shit, this thing’s kinda long”. That’s right, these bitches got loads of text packed inside them. You could probably cum twice per scene with the length of the scenarios I saw. But it gets better! The dialogue even has some emotion and interesting sentences in it! Not every bitch in the game says “oh yes… fuck me hard… oh wowzers…” You actually get a little personality here and there. And when you play as many of these games as I do, that’s a huge relief.


Fuck yeah you would girl! At least you WANT to do something about it!


Overall I definitely recommend checking this game out if you see a girl whose artwork you really like or want a long scene in a short amount of time. If you were hoping to see some interesting gameplay with the card mechanics, keep searching somewhere else and don’t look back. You’d have more fun with solitaire.

The game has meaty scenes with quick unlocks, but doesn’t have the production value or gameplay to be mistaken for Kamihime Project R; 3/5

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