Would You Be Okay With Only Being a Head?

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This question came to me when I was talking about Suda51 games and remembered that he made a game called Chainsaw Lollipop. You know, the game about a cheerleader who kills zombies with a chainsaw. Pretty crazy game. But what’s even crazier is that she had her boyfriend’s head hooked to her hip. While he was still ALIVE!!!

The true meaning of ass to face.

So my question to you guys is if you would be alright with being a talking head? I already know that’s a hell no for me. First, I can’t really do anything on my own. Yeah, I don’t have to worry about needing to eat, pee or shit anymore. But are those really positives? It’s not like I ever had a problem with doing those things to begin with. Not being able to just do things on my own like walk, drink, eat, all of that. Being only a head seems like total torture without any real benfits. So I would have been angry as fuck if my cheerleader girlfriend made me a talking head without my consent.

I might not be a head for her, but I wouldn't mind giving her head.

Would you be okay with only being a head? Have you heard of Lollipop Chainsaw? Would you like to have a cheerleader girlfriend? Tell us in the comments.

Hectotane 4 years ago

No.

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Oddest Ball 4 years ago

Nope. And if we're going to get really technical, you wouldn't even be able to talk as you would have no lungs to inhale and exhale with.

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jupmod 4 years ago

Say what?! Hell, no! How can you have good sex without a dick? (roll eyes)

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kuchinonaka 3 years ago

Cowards, all of you. *steps to the front*

I WILL.

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javajava 4 years ago

There is an old joke about a boy who was only a head. His parents come to him very excited about the birthday present they had for him. His reply was "What is it? another friggin' hat?

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kelb 4 years ago

Even in the game, there were times when his head would be attached to a body for him to control for a while. I don't see any reason that technique couldn't be refined with a specially prepared body to be more or less permanent. That aside, bionics are getting pretty advanced. Being a flesh head on a mechanical body doesn't sound ideal but it could work too.

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Eroforever 4 years ago

I don't want to live without the use of my legs. Being just a severed head is much worse.

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Anon - Queen 3 years ago

Yeah. Then she can shove my head between her legs and tits easier.

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Norp 3 years ago

To be fair, this question is kinda loaded. I've never played this game, but I've watched the cutscenes for some reason. What you're not saying is that the alternative in this situation was to become a zombie. In the context of the game, I'd hope they'd either get magic to attach me to something else, or eventually get me a robot body. But I would rather be a talking head than a zombie.

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