This question came to me when I was talking about Suda51 games and remembered that he made a game called Chainsaw Lollipop. You know, the game about a cheerleader who kills zombies with a chainsaw. Pretty crazy game. But what’s even crazier is that she had her boyfriend’s head hooked to her hip. While he was still ALIVE!!!

The true meaning of ass to face.

So my question to you guys is if you would be alright with being a talking head? I already know that’s a hell no for me. First, I can’t really do anything on my own. Yeah, I don’t have to worry about needing to eat,  pee or shit anymore. But are those really positives? It’s not like I ever had a problem with doing those things to begin with. Not being able to just do things on my own like walk, drink, eat, all of that. Being only a head seems like total torture without any real benfits. So I would have been angry as fuck if my cheerleader girlfriend made me a talking head without my consent.

I might not be a head for her, but I wouldn't mind giving her head.

Would you be okay with only being a head? Have you heard of Lollipop Chainsaw? Would you like to have a cheerleader girlfriend? Tell us in the comments.