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Why Im Not That Kinky For Vanilla
By ImJustThatKinky • 7 years ago
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Man, why is vanilla ice cream so good and delicious but vanilla doujins are so bland and boring. Well, I don’t really know the answer to either of those questions, but I do have my own and maybe unfavorable opinion for when it comes to vanilla hentai. (I’m looking at you Oddest with your pure none kinky ass) So today is another mix up for yea. Instead of telling you why I’m kinky for something. I’ll tell you, Why I’m Just Not That Kinky For…

 

Isn’t it cute how I can make a series out of my name :P

 

Why I don’t like vanilla?

First of all my name is Kinky and vanilla shit just isn’t kinky enough for me. I need some anal, maybe a sluty gyaru, alittle blackmail-(oops I just said a little spoiler) What I’m trying to get at is that the whole lovey dovey stuff that goes on in vanilla doujins and hentai is just to normal for me. I read doujins to enjoy something that I can’t really enjoy in real life. I can have loving sex with my girlfriend easy (even though I haven’t yet. Pray for me guys) But I can’t blackmail a girl into sex...well, I can, but that might get me thrown into prison, so I’ll pass on that. Maybe this makes me a fucked-up individual. Sorry that I’m not a normie like the rest of you.


This is what I think of all you vanillia lovers out there.


What I would rather do than watch or read vanilla hentai?

Instead of wasting my time watching vanilla hentai garbage, I could watch something that’s vanilla but have more of a story to it. I could spend my time watching a good romance anime like Toradora, Tsuki ga Kirei, My Love Story, B Gata H Kei (Shut up, that show is a masterpiece and my guilty pleasure) These shows might not have the sex of a vanilla hentai but it has something more entertaining, and that’s a story. And after I’m done watching an episode of Toradora where Taiga shows how much she loves Ryuuji, I’ll hit up Doujins.com to see Taiga get anally fucked by a bunch of guys not named Ryuuji.

 

When Toradora gets alittle less vanillia.


Why I don’t like chocolate?

Since we’re also talking about ice cream, let me just say that I don’t really like chocolate ice cream. It’s alright but not something I’ll just willing buy. Just say’in.

 

Ice cream might be one thing but this is another thing. I love me some chocolate!


Well I pretty much already said what I'm planning on what my next one is going to be, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure it out. Or a Conan if you want to get anime with it. So with that, see all you guys later!

 

Are you it the normal stuff? Do you agree with me? What's better vanillia or chocolate? Tell us in the comments below. If you want to read my dumb ramblings and check out my art follow my twitter @ImJustThatKinky



Kasaix 7 years ago
I don't know if we can be friends anymore. First, I love vanilla hentai. Second, I love chocolate ice cream. I think we just became mortal enemies. Expect me on the field of battle at noon.
HazardPhoenix 7 years ago
I don't like ice cream at all, and not a fan of chocolate sweets in general. Vanilla hentai is okay, my kinks in hentai are a lot. I draw the line when it comes to snuff,gore,shit,toddlers,cannibalism,necrophilia,abortion,drugs and some extreme ntr, and bad hentai stories with bad endings, can't remember the rest. What aren't your kinks? Or is this going to be a series?
MrObvious 7 years ago
There's time for vanilla, however it doesn't really matter when your personal kinks are being propagated. It's all a matter of opinion and preference. Case and point, Yoruichi gave me serious spandex pants fetish as a kid, put her in the sweetest vanilla, it won't matter I'd still get hard. Chocolate is as good as vanilla IMHO.
mauditfleuret 7 years ago
I love my vanilla. Well, about half of it anyway. It's a hard balance to keep it vanilla and also make it interesting. So many of the things that make vanilla so sweet also easily make it boring. I unfortunately need some story with my fap, or it bores the heck out of me (probably why I don't care for most anime related doujin - most are just an excuse to see familiar characters screw).
Oddest Ball 7 years ago
I do have kinks, Kinky. I'm just not willing to share them.
ImJustThatKinky 7 years ago
I will fight ever single one of you who like vanilla. Especially Kasaix since I work with him. I'll be sending a complaint to the boss
dw7freak 7 years ago
I have to agree. You can get your simple love story in any medium, with or without the sex. But when I'm jerking it, I want something more exciting that just doesn't happen in real life. Single flavor is bland, in both hentai and ice cream. Gotta have some extra flavors. Add some chocolate chips, some caramel ribbons, maybe some peanut butter cups, enough flavors so that each bite is different.
Daniel Jose 7 years ago
inb4 Odd gets defensive.
reanowa 7 years ago
It depends. If we're talking semantics I hate bland and generic stuff in general. A lot of Vanilla IS generic but there are some interesting technically Vanilla doujins but with a twist like couple can't have sex unless outside or a married couple regularly swings together etc. I like Vanilla but I don't want plain ol Vanilla I want a swirl of caramel or chocolate chunks or blended fruit.
reyaxo 7 years ago
I like to pretend that Doujins are the part of the story they can't air because of canon