I feel like this should be an easy choice for us straight men out there. Like, Zelda obviously, she’s a girl and we like girls. But when Link flashes his long eyelashes and twitches his elf ears. He makes it kind of hard not wanting to pound that elf bussy.

Everyone wants a piece of him.

The main stars of The Legend of Zelda, Link and Zelda, are also one the the hottest characters in the series. I know Ganon is always capturing Zelda, but let’s be honest, it’s only so he can get closer to Link and capture him instead.

He can't even hide how true that statement is.

And I feel like Nintendo knows what they're doing. Link never really was eye candy, or seen as a piece of fuckable meat, until Breath of the Wild. When they put Link in that slutty Gerudo outfit, the internet, and straight guys boners, went crazy.

Aw, he's shy.

And they didn’t forget about the ass men out there, they gave Princess Zelda a dump truck of an ass.

So Nintendo is making it hard for us. But, if I’m going to be honest. Even though I might be the straightest, alpha male you’ve ever known. I’m going to have to say that I’m about to destroy Link's little asshole. Recently, Link has been strutting around in too many good looking outfits for me not to want to ruin him. He’s actually just begging for it. And you know how I love breaking people. Breaking Hyrule hero into a anal slut, sounds like a fun time to me. Ain’t that right Ganon?

Who would you rather fuck, Link or Zelda? Do you think Nintendo knows what they're doing with Link? Would you like to break the hero? Tell us in the comments.