The Week of Traps has final reached its end and we’ll be back to our regularly schedule articles starting next week. So what better way to end it by telling you guys my Top 10 favorite traps in media. This might start a few fist fights and disagreements, but that’s just the price I have to pay when listing my amazing taste in traps.
.Just an honorable mention to the trap from B: The Beginning. We’ve only knew you for a short time but your still a cute looking trap.
Here is also some honorable mention so people in the comments don’t bitch at me for not even acknowledging their Trapfu’s. Also, it was hard throwing some of these traps off the list so I wanted to give them some kind of love.
Also, these are candidates I was too afraid to put on the list since they fit the more, cute boy’s archetype than the trap archetype. I don’t know how pure people want their Top 10 Traps to be.
Now on to the list!
10. Daruku Hoshino
I drop this show pretty early on but I’ll never forget the clumsy and nervous trap that was introduced. I can’t remember his personally to a T, but his design was enough to get him up to at least the number ten spot. And I don’t see a lot of dark-skin traps now a days so that also got him some bonus points with me. I love myself some chocolate.
9. Teddie
Now Teddie was a trap for one scene in Persona 4 and it left an impression on me. Teddie should have been a trap for the whole game but sad it was only a one off gag. Teddie would be higher on this list if not for his unbearable personality sometimes. He’s as cute as a button but I don’t know if I could bear to listen to his voice while I’m fucking him. He’s the definition of a fuck in dash.
8. Bridget
Well, unlike Teddie, I don’t know much about Bridget personality but damn if I don’t love his design. I always had a thing for nuns and a trap boy in a nun outfit, that’s just double my fetishes put into one. Taking the pure hole of a virgin boy in front of the great lord’s eyes, its complete blasphemy!
7. Felix Argyle
If you wanted some furry love, then you get it with Felix. This is the first time I saw a trap and monster girl combine and have a trap monster baby. With that weird and awkward sex exchange, Felix was born. His strong, teasing, and cheeky attitude is always so cute to watch. And the blue lingerie like clothes he put on from time to time is also a treat for the eyes.
6. Haku
The character that popped my trap cherry. I was too young to know what a trap was at the time but I know when the show said that Haku was a boy, I convinced myself that they were fucking lying. (I was afraid of being considered gay!) But now that I’m mature and enlighten, I’m happy that it wasn’t a lie. I fully embrace my love for Haku wreath its gay or not. The only sad thing about Haku is that there’s not much doujins drawn of him. A truly tragic end for such an amazing trap.
5. Mariya Shidou
Mariya is such a fake bitch, and I love it. Always acting like she’s a cute and nice person, just to learn that he’s actually a stuck up and rude bitch...I love it. You gotta love the traps that has a little more going for them and not just the “I’m super cute so, will you fuck me?” attitude. I’m more into the “I know I’m fucking cute and I know you want fuck me.” attitude. Also that beauty mark by his eye is such a damn turn on.
4. Astolfo
Astolfo is such a bro that you can’t help but love him. With his pink hair braided hair and one white streak on the side, he’s such a cute and cool design. Now, people might be mad by his spot on the list but it might be because I’ve been having an Astolfo overload. Too much of a good thing isn’t always good.
3. Xianming Ling
I love the traps who really don’t even act like a trap but just dress like one fore the hell of it. Ling is just wearing girl clothes because he wants to, not because he’s hoping to get fucked by a guy, which makes the chase for him even more exciting…is that weird?
2. Link
Now Link doesn’t do much talking but why would he when his ass can do all the talking for him. Who would have thought that Link would be on a Top 10 traps list? He always had a cute face but once Nintendo threw his cute ass into that gerudo outfit, it was over at that point. It was no going back, everyone at Nintendo gladly patted themselves on the back and went home to their wives, an immediately divorce them, once they found out that their wives weren’t traps. Link is truly saving Hyrule one dick at a time. I hope you’re prepared Ganon. Also Link in Sheik’s outfit is also super hot.
1. Hideri Kanzaki
I need to get back to Blend S just for Hideri. His design is simple but cute, with his hair short in the front showing off his adorable, big forehead. He’s also a little shit sometimes which is just so cute. And when he’s not wearing his cute maid outfit, he has a great sense of style. I also love how some time he’ll just slip back into his manly personally and his voice will change with it. He’s a goofy ball of random joy and I love it. Oh and I would also fuck him. I almost forgot that point.
Well that’s the end of Week of Trap, I hope you guys loved it as much as it killed me making it. I learn from this that I hate doing Top 10 because I kept changing my picks over and over again. I love all the traps, it’s hard decided against them all. Can I just say that their all number one.
Oh stop acting so smug just because you knew you were going to win in the end.
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