There’s a lot to be unthankful for from this shitty year. It feels like Thanksgiving has never been a more important time to be happy with the good shit you have in your life. Okay okay, Thanksgivings during World War II were probably a little more important but still a global pandemic needs some credit. This is a sister article to Kinky’s where we’re each taking the time to show some gratefulness this holiday. Here we go, in no particular order…
5. Finding A Favorite Porn Video Again
I’ve heard of Christmas miracles, but this year I was blessed with a Thanksgiving miracle. Only a few days before, I was able to track down one of my absolute all time favorite porn videos that I had lost earlier this year. They say that if you love something, let it go. I say if you love something, fight for it with every goddamn tooth and nail you have, and if you still lose it, at least you tried. Because who knows, sometimes you might get a little lucky.
Oh yeah, I remember this part! They start fucking any second!
4. Realizing The Importance of Good Headphones
For most of my life, I sailed along with whatever shitty $10 Walmart brand earbuds I could find. At the end of last year I got my first real pair of headphones just to fuck around and see what the deal was, and good lord I’ve never looked back. I’ve listened to more shit in 2020 than probably any previous year in my life. I’m not simply talking about music purposes either, audio doujins have never sounded better baby. I’m not saying you should search “good headphones” and buy the first thing you see over $1000. What I am saying is if you’ve gone all your life without ever listening to something good, you might outta give it a try. Hell there are some banging options under $100 these days.
Addiction has many forms. Don't fall victim like me.
3. The Amount of Porn on The Internet
I’ve always been a fappy guy for as long as I can remember. This year though with the extra time spent in the house doing nothing, it has really shone a light on how amazing it is to have so much porn at your fingertips online that you could never make it through it all. Hell I don’t know if you could even make it through all of the content on doujins.com. I know I don’t have time for that. Everytime I think about people years ago having to fap to the same magazine 30 times over before buying a new one, or god forbid looking at a portrait of a girl they like drawn by some 50 year old artist dude in the old ages, I realize how far we’ve come in that department. Amen to variety.
Finally, true diversity.
2. Starting To Exercise
This year I’ve begun to regularly exercise for the first time in my entire life. A lot of people seem to have taken this approach with the extra time granted from COVID. My mom started exercising again this summer for the first time in years. Previously she had stopped pretty much all intense physical activity due to a nerve issue in her feet. When I saw her working out and walking the dog again, I realized I had no fucking excuse left in the world to not help join the fight against the anime weeb weakling stigma and start myself. I won’t lie it sucks dick, but not as much as wasting time on a trash anime so there’s that.
Soon.
1. Some Real Homies
Being a doujin blogger doesn’t exactly score you many friends. And even if it does it’s probably some weirdo on the internet with three dead bodies in their basement. However, let’s expand this idea further out a bit. It’s hard to find friends when you have nerdy interests like anime and video games. A lot of people associated with these hobbies have the social skills of a platypus, and if the ones you know don’t that probably means you’re the platypus. However, let’s expand this idea further out a bit. It’s just plain fucking hard to find good friends who you really connect with in life. I would say I can count them on one hand. It feels like people become more disconnected every year, so I definitely want to take the time to appreciate the real ones and I encourage you to do the same.
Man, why did every picture option of my boys have to have gay undertones? I guess it's just true to life.
I know this article wasn’t very on brand, but I wanted to take this opportunity to be a bit more honest and real with you guys. I love futas fucking their best friend to orgasm as much as the next guy, however let’s be transparent here that’s not what I’m actually the most thankful for this year. Now if you’ll excuse me, I guess it’s time to stuff my face and completely fuck up my new exercise schedule. Hey, there’s no better cheat day than Thanksgiving after all. What are you guys thankful for this year? Are you doing anything to celebrate? I’m of course always thankful for you guys’ comments, so leave one below!
P.S. I guess they were in a particular order after all :)
