Earlier this year, I finally ended a multi-year addiction to Genshin Impact. I would log in and play that bad boy everyday for at least 30 minutes. And dammit, that combat stayed interesting. Over time I amassed so many characters and they kept adding so much content that things never felt boring or outdated. However, after months without a break I inevitably began wondering when a time would come that I wouldn’t start my day with a quick Genshin session. Well, that time came with the arrival of Honkai Star Rail. It broke my Genshin addiction and replaced it with an all new style of game from the same developer. By god it was glorious for a while. All of that context was to set up how unfortunate it is that with the arrival of Fontaine… I’m fucking back. Star Rail is no more, and Genshin is once again filling up my free time. Fontaine is the latest huge update to the game. The trend is to see a new nation being added to the open world each whole number update, and we have just landed upon version 4.0.
Don’t worry, I’m not here to make this an entire advertisement article for Genshin. I wanted to narrow down the focus and introduce some of the upcoming characters that are arriving to the game and story. Why? Well because Genshin Impact is one of the biggest porn generators on the planet as far as a video game goes in my eyes. Animations, doujins, fanart, smut stories, I see this shit popping up on my timeline in every form of lewd media imaginable. With that in mind I thought it would be useful to quickly introduce some of the girls lined up to join the roster. Porn is better when you understand the references after all. And unlike some titles, there’s no doubt in my mind that every one of these characters will see sexy productions made of them in absolutely no time flat. Hence the cover image for this article. Without further ado, let’s get acquainted.
Charlotte
A prominent reporter for the Steambird newspaper, Charlotte’s porn will likely be focused around cameras, news casting, journaling, and similar aspects. We’ve actually already met and interacted with her in a past event so script writers should already have a decent idea of how she would talk. After all, she’ll say or do anything for a scoop…
Lynette
Working as a mage with her brother, Lynette is no stranger to making things disappear. I’m no expert in magic myself, but I’d wager some artists plan to make her clothes do the same thing. Plus considering the degeneracy of the Genshin community, I don't think a little wincest is out of the realm of possibilities either. The show must go on!
Furina
A vessel for the Hydro Archon, Furina sports a bright aquatic design and a horrendously sassy personality. In her story introduction Furina acts as though she is above everyone and everything: a divine judge whose popularity and power means trials always go in her favor. I’d imagine this personality will backfire in the sexy department as people love flipping the tables on a bratty individual and seeing due punishment be dished out.
Clorinde
Working closely with the Hydro Archon, Clorinde has her gun locked and loaded, ready to dispense justice at a moment’s notice upon command. So far her uptight personality doesn’t leave much for wiggle room, however just like her master, porn creators love to break down a seemingly unbreakable character. I expect her to be quite popular once she is added as a playable person and has more to do in the plotline.
Freminet
Freminet is an established diver in the nation of water and spends most of their time exploring the deep underwater landscapes rather than spending time above ground with other people. Wait a minute, what’s this? I’m looking at art of a boy right now?? Fine the jig is up, Frem is actually a male character. But I was getting such insanely strong femboy vibes from the official art, I couldn’t resist including him here. I mean come on, look at that shit. Am I wrong for having second thoughts?
Navia
President of a private investigations group, Navia is no stranger to helping the regular people of Fontaine. Given the slew of detective tropes available I expect some dirty scenarios to shed some light on more than just cases. Right now she’s trying to figure out who is behind a series of missing young women. Perhaps she’ll find more than she bargained for in the lewd markets.
Arlecchino
She’s been teased a lot to have some kind of role in Fontaine’s story, so I hope that means she’ll steal enough spotlight to garnish some attention. At this point she may be my most anticipated character to play in the entire game. I'm ready for this dommy mommy both in game and out of it. She's often referred to as "Father" though so who knows what kinks are at play below the surface.
These are merely the characters I’m excited to see lewded, there are plenty of husbandos in the mix too. Plus, chances are there will be some new faces added into the mix long before the end of the Traveler’s time in Fontaine comes to an end. Are you gonna check out the new update? Are you ready for a new landscape of Genshin porn? Which characters do you want to see lewded the most? Go diving in the water, drink some tea, and find true justice in the comments below!
