Luna May Be Your New Dead or Alive Waifu
By ImJustThatKinky • 1 year ago • 4 comments


With her ass up high and worries down low, Luna is the newest heroine to be included in KOEI Tecmo Games free-to-play PC game, Dead or Alive Xtreme: Venus Vacation.

I’m not sure if Luna is sweet or not, but she do love sweet potatoes. She is described as a mysterious girl who collapsed on the beach (ass up, face down) of the Venus archipelago. She is said to be a “cool, baby-faced, busty goddess.” (Which who isn’t a busty goddess in the DOA series. Even the guys are packing a bust)

In the trailer, she is voiced by Shiori Mikami, which you may know as the voice of Christa Renz from Attack on Titans. The trailer begins with our oblivious new heroine laid out on the beach (ass up, face down remind you) with not emotion what so ever. But not until she pops-off beside Ayane for some volleyball action! And after a session of volleyball, she loves to sit back, relax, and enjoy  some sweet potatoes with her lover, you. Oh oh, look like someone is hungry, as the trailer ends with her falling back down. (ass up, face down. Honestly this girl is just asking to get raped) She cute in that weird, "is this girl fucking retarded" kinda way. She seems to do poses and hand jesters out of nowhere and for completely random reasons. If your okay, with taking care of a child, Luna maybe the girl for you. I'll stick with my bae Mila thank you.

With Luna being the second inclusion to Dead or Alive Xtreme: Venus Vacation, (the first being Misaki, but, she’s to basic to cover) I wonder how many more heroines will be included and will any be seen in the future, Dead or Alive 6. We’ll just have to wait and see.

What do you think about Luna? Is she your new waifu? Are you already committed to a DOA waifu? Do you like sweet potatoes? Tell us in the comments below.