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Is This the World's Most Expensive Onahole?
By Yung Namahage • 3 years ago


The madlads at Tenga are back with their most extravagant PR move yet! It seems they took some inspiration from their last stunt, where they replicared their signature Vacuum Cup onaholes when making iron dumbbells. To promote their new line of Premium Tenga products, they're holding a competition with some solid gold prizes.



Created by famous goldsmith Satoru Kawano and valued at ¥10 Million (US$96,000), this 99.99% gold replica of a Tenga Cup isn't usable as an onahole, but it does function as a tissue paper holder so you can enjoy a "premium time even after enjoying a Premium Tenga." The lucky winner will recieve the prize on a premium "Red Cushion of Happiness," and it's presented in a wooden display box. 



But that isn't the only bit of gold on offer from Tenga; the runner-up will be gifted this gold necklace worth ¥180,000 (about US$1,738). I won't lie, I'd totally wear this. 


If you were getting excited to sign up to this competition then you should be aware that it's only open in Japan, where you can enter on the Tenga website until March 31. Tenga expect winners to keep their prizes as they are instead of melting them down or pawning them off, but why would anyone want to do that?



Tenga's Premium Range includes four new products and is now available from their online store. What do you think of this competition? Would you want a sold gold tissue holder shaped like a sextoy? Let us know below!