Sometimes I sit down to write an article and think, I never thought we would reach this level of pathetic. Alas, here we are. After releasing so many onahole reviews though, there’s only so much shame that I can really feel. You have already heard about that, so how is this any different?

I’m here today to perhaps let a secret out of the bag for some of you, and for the rest probe your mind and get some feedback regarding what the general population thinks of this technique. What technique, you may ask? I’m talking about the infamous shower pop off. “What the fuck Imaginary? Using the showerhead to masturbate!? That’s fucking lame” Uh, yes. But also free… and not time consuming. I like those attributes a lot man. Now personally I’ve only ever heard of women using this shit. Not once has a guy mentioned to me that he beats his dick to hell and back with pressurized water to cum. You see though, this lack of knowledge got my curious mind thinking. What was the worst that could happen? 

*Girls not included in showerhead technique discussed in this article.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to say, this was the best fucking idea I’ve had in a while. Jerking off? Please, peasant. It pales in comparison. In case you can’t tell, I’m still a virgin. I don’t know what having someone else touch your dick feels like, but this has to be the closest I’ve ever come to that. First of all, you’ve got some warmth. Unless you charge up your hands or something before jerking off, it’s gonna be about room temperature. But here the shower keeps you nice and toasty the whole time. Second, you have to find the perfect pressure. Too hard and you’ll think I lied to torture you, too low and you’ll be standing there forever wondering what went wrong. Get those right, and you may in fact be able to cum from that alone. You may have to uh, relax and store up power for a few days first if you catch my drift, but it was absolutely worth it in my case. And just think about the cleanup! Cum, Clean, Done. That’s efficiency baby.

So...what’s the deal? Is this article years late? Do you already include the showerhead in your pool of rotational masturbation techniques (man or woman)? This is one of those situations where I feel like I’ve found the best thing since sliced bread but because I don’t hear about anyone else doing it I assume it’ll cause cancer in five years or some shit.  Surely the users of doujins.com will have some insight.

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