Is that… a train??? Wait, it’s Christmas time! The Polar Express?!? Nope. Better. Introducing Railway Sex. Why bother with that Santa Claus shit when you can hop on a train that will get your dick sucked? This is actually a double feature review as I’ll be reviewing the first two installments of the game together (so episode 1 and episode 2). Both episodes were added to Erogames on October 15, 2020 and were developed by JC Global. It’s available in English, French, and Chinese and works on iOS, Android, Windows, and Mac. Each episode is 1000 Erogolds which comes out to $10 each.
Production
The artstyle is probably going to be a big turn off or turn on for most people. Typically with the visual novel format you see some basic anime shit, or 3D rendered assets being put together in a way that resembles the basic anime shit but with a more realistic style. Here we have the latter. Honestly I thought the models were pretty bangable. Trust me I’ve seen some bad apples with this style before. The environments are serviceable, it’s just you fucking on a train and sure enough it looked like I was on a train. Each episode has its own music track so it’s not dead silent while you’re screwing girls on this train, though they’re nothing engaging. Which is probably for the best anyhow so you can focus on fucking.
No wonder I don't fuck girls, I don't ride the train enough!
Gameplay/Story
Note, the terms “gameplay” and “story” are a bit of a stretch here. The story is there’s a group of people who fuck random strangers on a train. Usually the strangers pay, but you (the MC) got lucky as fuck and ended up on the train by chance. And then you fuck. So anyway, I’m waiting for The Game Awards to correct their mistake and hand “Best Narrative” over to this series any day now. Regarding the gameplay, you can make a bunch of choices during the sex. It’s not like a typical visual novel though as most of the time you can go through a list of choices and do each one (like fuck her ass, fuck her face, etc.). The only other gameplay element is sometimes during the sex a little circle will appear and you need to click it to progress past the sex. Damn, looking back this shit might win two awards.
Fear not, indecisive players, for you truly can do both.
The Sex
Here we have the shining star of this whole operation and it’s a damn good thing it’s the sex section of this review. You see each chapter has a pretty solid amount of short animations that go with each choice you make. Fucking her ass? That has an animation. Getting a blowjob? That has an animation. Jerking the chicken? That has an animation. They are certainly short, however the variety and quantity of them make up for it. To me they were the absolute highlight as there’s not much dialouge during the sex. There are a few lines here and there that are accompanied by Japanese audio. Unfortunately, I’m no translator but I know enough Japanese to be able to tell you that they were definitely not syncing up with what the English lines were saying. I think we all can agree that “Yamete!” doesn’t quite translate to “Fill me up with your big cock Daddy I want to feel you inside me” which was the level of misdirection going on here. On the bright side most of the time it’s just moaning or a squeal so it’s not an issue very often.
Okay chill let's not call me out here I'm just tryna review a damn game.
TL;DR It’s been a while since I’ve seen such a variety of animations in one project so I appreciate that a good bit, but I don’t think I appreciate it for $10 a chapter where a chapter lasts about 15 minutes...2/5
I really like this concept of a short chapter series where each chapter has a good portion of animations to fap to. I think if the price was cut down to $5 a chapter this would be an easy recommendation for me. Alternatively if more dialogue was added to the animations to accompany them (and possibly voice acting) I think that would do a lot to expand the length of each chapter and make it feel worth the $10 if they wanted to keep it at that price point. As it is I can’t justify a higher score. As always, don’t forget you can always check out other titles on Erogames (free ones too) if this one didn’t strike your fancy. Are you interested in Railway Sex? Do you want to have sex on a train in general? Stop at the station and let me know in the comments below!
