Hold on to your fucking butts ladies and gentleman, and brace yourselves for a new era of porn ahead. It’s no secret that regardless of whether you play Genshin Impact or even like it, it has become a staple series in the porn world. Kind of like RWBY did for some reason. I think when you have a wide cast variety with uniquely designed guys and girls, porn artists love picking it up. Anyway, a new dawn has arrived as Mihoyo, the company behind Genshin, just announced a closed beta test sign-up on May 13th for their new upcoming title: Zenless Zone Zero or ZZZ for short. You can visit the official site right here if you’re already sold, or if you want to take a peak check out the trailer below.
Is it me or does it look hype as hell fellas? I’ve seen many Genshin fans already talking about how excited they are by the entirely new Neo-Tokyo/Steampunk style that this game is introducing to the Hoyoverse. I know I signed my ass up for this beta ASAP, but don’t tell Mihoyo that I may have possibly got confused and said my graphics card was much better than it currently is. Ay SOMEBODY has to test these lower end cards! Even if I don’t make the beta it’s still been hype as fuck seeing everyone pop off to the potential that his game has. From the trailer Kinky and I were guessing that you’ll have a sort of hub world and then unlike Genshin, you run certain missions together like Dragon’s Nest with your friends. In essence it would be more co-op based than Genshin which has co-op but it’s kinda lame and only a small part of the game. Only time will tell but you bet your ass I’m ready to try out that combat for myself.
“But Snooze! If there’s going to be so much porn in this game, why is this article cover so generic?” Trust me there’s already a ton of lewd images of these characters, especially the pink-haired girl who I think is called Nicole. However article covers gotta be a specific format and all that to look decent and I couldn’t find a good candidate this time around. But hey, this is only a damn closed beta test announcement and artists are popping off. I can’t imagine how much there will be once we start talking about a launch date. Well, I guess I can imagine. It would be about as much as Genshin, which is a mountainous amount. I think this is going to be a strong year for porn ladies and gentlemen.
Papa Snooze wouldn't lie to ya.
Alright time to put my freakout aside and wrap it up. If I do make it into this damn beta you can absolutely expect a follow-up report with my thoughts on the game. Otherwise this may be it for a while unless a controversy happens. But like a collegiate loser on Friday night I’m just praying that I can slip in. Did you check out the website or the trailer? Does this game look better or worse to you than Genshin? Are you gonna try and sign up for the beta? Are you ready for this new era of Mihoyo porn? Grab your gunsword, put on some funky beats, and control the city zones in the comments below!
