Interspecies Reviewers has opened my eyes to the wonders of monster girls. Yeah, I know. Some name ImJustThatKinky, and he’s not really into monster girls? I’m not sure why, but monster girls have never tickled my fancy.  But Interspecies Reviewers have change my perspective on monster girls. Seeing them review them and talk about all their different and unique qualities, made me think differently about monster girls. And it also inspired me to do my own review. So let’s see who I think is the best out of a 50 Year Old Human, and a 500 Year Old Elf. This should be easy...

50 Year Old Human

Now let me be honest, when the elf boy started hugging up all on granny, I was truly appalled. They might be great for elf people, but us humans understand the horrors that comes with age. Firstly, if this granny is 50 years old and looking like that, I’m sure she’s a smoker as well, or age just hit her badly. I don’t know a lot of people in their 50th’s looking that flabby and wrinkly. And that old lady smell, no thanks. And I understand that someone being older than you can be a real turn on, but it always depends on how they take care of their body, and this granny seems to not been hitting the gym lately. She could at least hit up some Ring Fit Adventures.

I give a 50 Year Old Human a 4/10. Some things don’t get better with age.

500 Year Old Elf

She’s 500 years old and looking like that! Now that’s already a win for me. You already know those pointy elf ears are sensitive, so if you’re into the whole ear play and teasing, that’s already a plus for you. And she has that older than you quality while still being hot a fuck. But if she’s been around for 500 years, how worn out is that pussy? And how many men have she fucked? Now that could be a turn off for some. But I guess that at least means she has a lot of experience. 

I give a 500 Year Old Elf 7/10. Aged like a fine wine.

Angels

And here’s our secret contestant. I had to add angels on here, or specifically Crim because, well, I’m Kinky, and I need to represent my traps. And what else can I say, he’s a trap, nothing more. Oh, and did I forget to say that angels he has both? I’m not sure if that’s an angel quality, but if it is, that means angels are all actually futanaris. So you don’t have to feel gay now!

I give Angels 10/10. They give you the best of both worlds!

Would you like to see more Interspecies Reviewer reviews? Who wins between of  A 50 Year Old Human, and a 500 Year Old Elf for you? Are Angels a 10/10? Tell us in the comments.