We’re all going to die one day…morbid for a porn site I know. But we’re not getting any younger, and we’re not anime characters who can live forever because we drank the elixir from Hell’s Paradise. Very topical reference I know. So since we all know that we’re going to die one day, I wanna ask, what would you rather happen to your body? Be buried in a coffin, or cremated?

For my honest thoughts on this, I would rather be cremated, or whatever is the cheapest method for my family once I pass. I don’t have any need for a whole funeral for my dead dumb ass. Just burn my ass into ashes, and put me in the ground…wait, I guess at that point I’m still being buried. My main point is that I don’t really need my body to go through any crazy, expensive and planned out thing. I just want to simply be burned into nothing but dust and I don’t really know what you need to do with me after that. Just make sure to do that so I don’t come back as a zombie.

Well, with hotties like this, maybe being a zomibe wouldn't be that bad.

I also just find it creepy to still have my body intact and just laying in the ground dead. I don’t know why that image just creeps me out, so to avoid me coming back and killing people, I think making myself ashes is the best way to go. I also don’t need those corpse fuckers to get a hold of my body and well…fucking it.

Better than having my dead body getting fucked.

What would you rather happen to your body, being buried in a coffin or turned into ashes? Do you think funerals are unnecessary? Do you find it creepy to have your dead body buried? Tell us in the comments.