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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Shrink the Boobs and the Ass!
By ImJustThatKinky • 6 years ago
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has been announced and excitement is in the air. With every character from each entry of the game returning, there’s nothing wrong with this ULTIMATE edition of Super Smash Bros. right? Well, unless you look at the ULTIMATE flatting they did to our bai Samus and our boi Snake!


People have notice that throughout the games Samus’s bust size has continued to shrink. With everyone in Ultimate getting tweaks to their character models, there was bound to be changes to their appearances, but a boob reduction was not one that I expected. This could easily be seen as a cheative choice or one that’s catering to the current climate when it comes to females in video games, the cries that women are being heavily sexualized in games.


OLD SAMUS

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NEW SAMUS

Still cute tho


But Nintendo aren’t sexus, Snake also had to get a downgrade on DAT ASS. Snake perfectly round booty is now a pathetic regular old flat butt. This was such a shock to everyone that even the voice actor for Snake, David Hayter, had to voice his opinion on the matter.



 

Now these aren’t changes that’ll make anyone not buy the game but it does make you wonder what was going through Nintendo's mind when making these changes.


Do you think these changes were necessary? Do you think Nintendo did this to please the people who cry over sexualization? What’s better, Samus’s boobs or Snake’s ass? Tell us in the comments below.



Yurian 6 years ago
As I'm a fan of justice I'm quite fine with the changes to Samus. Snakes new booty is a tragedy though.
Oddest Ball 6 years ago
I'm not gonna be happy until Sakurai puts in a story/adventure mode.
Kasaix 6 years ago
Yeah, scaling down Samus' form wasn't necessary. Eye candy is always welcome in fighting games. DOA and KOF thrive on it.
Anon - klyde sebastion 6 years ago
Snake's ass ain't flat; it's nonexistent! He's got all those muscles on his thighs, but he's got no glutes? What? This is simply outrageous.
LinkOfKalos 6 years ago (edited 6 years ago)
I don't think they necessarily SHRUNK her boobs. They just made them look more realistic. In Smash 4, they looked kinda lime balloons on her chest. In Ultimate they look more realistic, the look like how'd they'd look if you had breasts and wore a skin tight suit. I'm okay with the model change. Doesn't bother me.

Snake though? Sorry about the booty man.
Anon - anon 6 years ago
i like how in the before shots you have samus facing the front more so as not to emphasize just how big her boobs are, but do it for the after shots because they are smaller. kind of makes comparing a bit more difficult. gotta show them both from the sides so we can see just how big they are and how far they stick out. i dont mind the new version. there is such thing as too much boob.
HazardPhoenix 6 years ago
So they did shrink everything. I knew I wasn't that crazy. Shame.
KuroNekoKami 6 years ago
Snakes Boobs of course.