Sorry for the title, I stumbled on my words. I’m not saying the game looks ass, but damn that ASS!!! The State of Play showed off a lot of new and old games. Some games that we only heard talked about, and games we’ve seen before, but now with more gameplay and a title. Stellar Blade is the latter, a game we saw before but under the name Project EVE.



Now I’m not sure if you noticed, but the main female character blade wasn’t the only thing looking stellar in that trailer. Yeah, the gameplay looks good, but I’m talking about something else. I’m talking about that ass that we see all up in our face throughout the trailer.

Now when I look at this game, it gives me huge Nier: Automata vibes, from its gameplay to its assplay. I feel like the game might be able to keep up with Nier in its gameplay department, but not in the story one. I see the story of Stellar Blade just being serviceable at best. But I also don’t think Stellar Blade will even keep up with Nier: Automata in the lewd department. Yeah, the main character in Stellar Blade has a thicc ass like 2B. But does she have the appeal like 2B? A fat ass can only get you so far, since it’s so heavy.

She cute, but like, that's it.

But I’m definitely looking forward to Stellar Blade, and it’s one of the games that finally gives me a reason to get a PS5 next year. 2023 is looking like a good year for Playstation 5 owners, and huge ass lovers.

What do you think of Stellar Blade? Do you think the main female character has a fat ass? Do you think the main female character of Stellar Blade is hotter than 2B, and will there be lewds of her? Tell us in the comments.