Yep. It’s me. Apologies, but Uncle Snooze has once again been given an excuse to talk about Street Fighter, and by now it should be obvious that I’m always gonna take it. Except this time we have a special twist. Today I’m reviewing a Chun Li onahole. Or in more official terms, the Slut Fighter Onahip baby. This hefty 7.7lbs bad boy comes in at $159.95 and is in stock over at onahole.com.
Packaging
The main selling point here is obviously the Chun Li art plastered across the box, and by god does it get me ready to pound. Her thighs are on full display in all of the promotional art pictures, a choice I doubt anyone hates, complemented with traditional art of Chinese dragons in the background. The Slut Fighter name is in the old nostalgic font for longtime Street Fighter fans too. On the more practical side of things, the box seems to guide you toward fucking the onahip on its side so that you can see her thighs clearly during the deed. It additionally shows some instructional ways to fuck the toy in a variety of poses which probably would of been very helpful on past onaholes I’ve tested out. Bravo for that, it’s the first time I’ve seen it done.
Design
The packaging made it clear that Chun Li’s legendary thighs are the focus of this product, and the actual design further emphasizes that fact. The thighs extend just enough that you can slap them around in a couple different positions without having the hassle of long, dangling legs flapping around everywhere as you’re trying to lay pipe. From a hole perspective, it comes equipped with both vaginal and anal options. The former clocks in at a pussy depth of 6.2 inches, with the latter anus claiming a smaller 5.1 inch depth. Honestly I love that these products include such detailed measurements so buyers don’t waste time and money. Uh… I mean, if the depth is too small for my massive wang, why buy the product? Last note here, I want to call attention to the detail on the way the pussy is crafted. A lot of the time onaholes just look like, well, basic holes, however here the labia adds to make that shit look a bit more realistic than a mere skin-colored entrance. Cool stuff.
Enjoyment
It was at this point I was reminded of my previous Botebara Pregnant Belly Onahole review, and I ain’t talking about their exact same price. The Botebara product was already a wild ass big boy to deal with thanks to the size and weight, and according to the measurements (and my arms) the Chun Li onahip is even heavier. Not so bad when you’re just carrying it around, but after a few minutes of thrusting that shit can be hard to hold. You’ll likely need to set it down on a surface you don’t mind fucking if you plan to use it for an extended time. And don’t forget you’ve got to work with this big boy in the sink to clean it after your dirty acts with it are done. Doable for sure, but not nearly as quick and easy as a smaller onahole. I think we’ve found the tradeoff boys and girls. These larger “onahips” provide a more realistic experience, appear more durable, and often offer more sexual options, however they are harder to clean, store, and just plain hold while fucking.
TL;DR This product’s value, like the previous large onahole I tried, comes down to the buyer’s ability to handle the large weight and size of a bigger sex toy. The Slut Fighter Onahip does a great job of bringing Chun Li’s monster thighs to the world of onaholes without forgetting some extra attention to detail on the pussy, but cleaning, storing, and generally dealing with the toy may be too much for the unprepared. 3/5 for general onahole lovers, 4/5 for onahip enthusiasts once again.
Any interested parties can find this product and a huge selection of other sex toys themselves at onahole.com.
Do those thick thighs appeal to you? Have you hopped on Street Fighter 6 yet? Are you interested in more toys of iconic characters? Load up the game, spam lightning kicks, and then fuck her thunder thighs in the comments below!
