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She’s Over 80 And Still This Hot??!!
By ImJustThatKinky β€’ 1 year ago
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Didn’t know chakra or jutsu were real. But looking at these latest Sport Illustrated covers, Martha Stewarts is looking like the real life Tsunade.



Now if you guys know me, I’m already a guy who’s into older women. Of course when they get too old, like over 70, I figured that would be getting too old. But Martha kind of proved me wrong. She's 81, and still looks like she's in her maybe 40's or 50's. If someone is just lucky or knows how to take care of their body, when they pass 70 or 80, they can look sexy.



Now I’m not sure if Martha is using photoshop jutsu or the ninja arts of plastic surgery, but whatever it is, it’s tricking me. And now I’m adding her to the list of older women I would fuck.



Who knew Photoshop no Jutsu was real.


Do you think Martha Stewarts looks hot? Are you into older women? Do you think the covers are just photoshopped and edited or maybe she had a lot of plastic surgery? Tell us in the comments.



Anon - . 1 year ago
Women are the absolute experts of hiding imperfections with makeup, camera trickery, and image editing. Though they usually hire guys for that last one.
Noah_Webster 1 year ago
Photoshop or plastic surgery? I bet both are at use here.
kaishi10 1 year ago
Need to see real life. Hollywood has been passing 40+ y.o. people off as teenagers from the '60s at the very least.
Anon - 9monthfan 1 year ago
Of all the sponsorship articles that coulda been offered; why didn't Sports Illustrated ask you to write this article/advertise for subscriptions?
Gennos 1 year ago
Fakeup
MrObvious 1 year ago
I can be especially with the likes of Tsunade even if there's a generational gap. Ironically Tsunade is younger than Martha.
exodusee7 1 year ago
While I wouldn't say "hot", I would say that she's done an excellent job of taking care of herself.
kelb 1 year ago
Kinky, bro, you need to see an optometrist. Unless you've just got a GILF thing, in which case do you. I don't deny she's holding up remarkably well but she looks like my grandma did at 60. And that's with pro makeup and photo editing touch-ups.
BootyHunter 1 year ago
I'd rather do Dolly Parton.
DemonXelo 1 year ago
yeah money and photo shop will do that. what kind of surprise is this?