Alright ladies and gentlemen, I have a very special episode of “What Would You Do?” for you all today. This actually occurred on the first episode of Kobayashi this season but I wanted to wait until episode two to see her reaction. You see, a new dragon Ilulu appeared and was trying to show Kobayashi how humans are weak creatures who only follow their desires. In order to demonstrate this, she gave Kobayashi a dick, which I admit makes a lot of sense. Kobayashi then had to live for a bit around Tohru’s sexy ass while preventing her new dick brain from taking over. 

Now before I say anything else, let me throw some praise on Kobayashi’s name because holy shit I doubt I would be half as calm as she was. My girl said shit like “Oh, I have a dick now? That’s weird.” Meanwhile if I woke up one morning and realized my penis had the ole bait and switch performed on it I’d be questioning the laws of the universe. Granted there are dragons in that universe and magic so she’s used to that kind of thing. Still, I was expecting a bit more of a shocked reaction for something that huge changing about one’s body. That being said she did notice early on that the penis was slowly shrinking and therefore theorized that the magic would only last for a certain amount of time.

The only time someone's been happy for their dick to shrink.

Okay enough about anime fantasy land, how would you guys deal with this if it happened in real life? After my first hour of a mental breakdown I’d probably collect myself and the depression would hit. You see, it’d be one thing if the magic turned me into a complete girl with a new appearance, body proportions, boobs, (a thicc ass too please), etc. At that point I’d just spend some time seeing what being a girl is like and hope that the magic wears off. If it does I’m good to go, if it doesn’t I’d just come out to my closest friends and family as trans cause god knows they wouldn’t believe the “it was magic” excuse. On the contrary, if it’s like this anime and my dick went poof and was replaced with a pussy but everything else was the same, I’d be in trouble. Kobayashi appeared to be unchanged except for the addition of a dick and a new desire to fuck women. So that would mean I’m now mostly a dude with the exception of a real life bussy. And I want to fuck men now? Man the body dysmorphia from that scenario is driving me crazy and this shit is hypothetical. I might become a hermit or something at that point.

Don't worry Kobayashi, I don't blame you when they draw her like this.

I need to hear how you guys would deal with this situation. Are you watching Kobayashi this season? What would you do if your genitalia was swapped? Would you prefer your entire body being switched or solely the naughty portions? Tell your dragon maid to leave a comment below for you!