Do You Wish More Brothels Were Legal?

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I’m a virgin guys! I know right? The cool as fuck Kinky is a virgin!? I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. I’m 23 now and still a virgin, and it sucks. Before I die from the corona, I want to at least have sex with someone, is that too much to ask for? Well, this would be an easy thing to fix if only there were more legal brothels around.

I got this idea after watching Interspecies Reviewers. Seeing the gang go to all these different brothels without a care in the world made me so mad that I couldn’t do the same. Some places in America have legal brothels, but they’re so few and far inbetween. Most places consider it prostituiton, so it’s seen as illegal in most states. But fuck, if it’s the girl choice to want to use her body to get paid, let her do it. Brothels are a godsend for virgins like me.

See, she wanted to do it.

So if you don’t want the risk of going to jail, Tinder prositution and Backpage might not be a good option. The thing about legal brothels is that they're not everywhere, and they’re usually expensive as hell. Well actually, depending. It seems like a lot of brothels work on a negotiation system. The girls get to decide the rates depending on what you want, and for how long. You guys think any of the girls will give me a virgin discount?

So as you may have figured out from this article, there are no brothels where I live. The thing is, if more brothels were legal and made, I feel like they wouldn’t be as expensive as they are now. But I guess if I ever go to one, my wallet will be shit out of luck. Me and Snooze were planning to go to EVO which is in LA. And you know what LA has? BROTHELS! Once I win EVO 2020, I’ll use my cash prize to finally lose my virginity!

Man, all the girls I can fuck with this much moeny.

Do you wish there were more legal brothels? Would you go to a brothel? How much would you spend at a brothel? Tell us in the comments.

Anon 4 years ago (edited 1 year ago)

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Hectotane 4 years ago (edited 4 years ago)

Prostitution should be legalized and decriminalized. That should be a given by now.

But there would be a whole host of issues as well: People carrying other diseases, rivalling criminal organizations, prudish groups like the ones against abortion. It's been a long hard road, yo.

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MrObvious 4 years ago

It would be interesting to have wild Japanese type brothels that that have all the lotions and selective costumes for pleasure. I might patronize such an establishment, yet again if I have a waifu I'd be the one massaging her, there'd be no need. When your young the idea is fascinating but as you get older you want to settle down with someone.

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Anon - Natsu 4 years ago

You always want what you can't get or the grass is always greener on the other side.
Trust me here it's mostly legal in europe, i lost my virginity through a brothel while i was working in austria, my colleagues found out i was still a virgin at age 19-20 so they took me there. It was just strange i did not like it that much and i still felt like a virgin afterwards as well.

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Anon - bored 4 years ago

Yes if only to renormalize sex so that entertainment in the West wasn't as prudish about it.

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Munchydragon 4 years ago

Legalize brothels. Making something illegal only makes it more dangerous as people will do it without any sort of regulation. I'd never go, and I'd never spend a cent there because of my own views on sex.

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Anon - Muffdiver884 4 years ago

A brothel would be nice. It's been awhile since my last lay, though to be fair I need to be more confident in myself when talking to people.

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Himinthetub 4 years ago (edited 4 years ago)

The first time is overrated. Normally I would look down on it, but I am your age too, Kinky, and I remember back when I was a virgin and how much of a shitty burden it was and can't imagine how horrible it would be at this age, so my advice is: save enough money and find the hottest piece of ass you can imagine and pay per hour, cause you're gonna want to fuck a lot that first time.

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Hectotane 4 years ago

Oh. And Nevada seems to be the only state that allows for prostitution. But some of these women like to play games with you.

I been there a few times back then, and I hated it. It was difficult trying to enjoy any of it.

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kelb 4 years ago

Wouldn't use one and don't need one, bein' wifed up already, but they really ought to be legal and regulated. There's no ethical argument against it, only moral ones of dubious quality. I suspect it would actually do a lot for helping with certain societal problems too.

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