Make no mistake, while doujins are my main squeeze these days, I’m no stranger to live action porn. With the great fall of PornHub, that led me to pack up and head off in search of greener pastures. And I must say, these JAV pastures that I’ve found have been pretty damn green. I’ve found myself on the hunt multiple times a week for new JAVs containing the fetishes I like. However, I was just recently reminded of a type of live action porn that I don’t often partake in: porn parodies. Tokyo Revengers, of all things, has received a porn parody. It is named Nakadashi Revengers and focuses on a now single girl going back in time to ensure her boyfriend stays with her utilizing a little sexual persuasion. She looks kind of similar to the character Hina from the show, though I’m not positive if that’s intentional or not.
Hey wait, I don't remember this happening in the show...
Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be watching this one for two main reasons. First of all, whose idea was this? There are so many anime with banging girls that you could do a live action of and contain an interesting story. Tokyo Revengers has like two girls that I can recall off the top of my head and they’re not exactly the most prominent in the story. I wouldn't be surprised if this was more aimed at girls of the show who loved the male characters and trust me there’s a lot of them. So much so that news outlets were reporting their readership was a primary factor of this anime’s rise to fame. Regardless I’m not really in the market for seeing Draken laying down some pipe, despite how cool he is. Secondly, there’s something about porn parody that makes me much harsher on acting. You see with JAV content, since I’m not fluent in Japanese, they could be some of the worst actors on the planet and I wouldn’t know. You can write off anything weird or fake that happens during the acting as “maybe that’s just how their culture acts over there” and be none the wiser. That shit comes in handy I’ll tell ya what. When you throw an established character into the mix, I now have a reference point to judge. Thoughts like “Um no, Draken doesn’t move like that. Man Mikey doesn’t wear those clothes, this wardrobe is trash. Hina’s boobs aren’t that big, come on guys. Who casted for this? Oooh she doesn’t even talk like Emma!?!” emerge into my mind. This is especially horrible for English porn cause then I understand the character AND the language/culture and thus my acting standards shoot way up. That’s why I personally skip most live action porn parody content, though I’ll be the first to admit I’ve stumbled across a few gems over the years here and there.
Man at least the styling department should of been way under budget.
Full disclaimer, I can’t read Japanese well and judging from the advertised pictures, it looks like the focus is still on the females so perhaps my Daddy Draken theory doesn’t hold much weight. Maybe it’s not even guilty of the criticisms I had for many other similar parody videos. For any interested I'll leave a link here for you to check out the summary for yourself, though you’ll probably want your translation tool to be at the ready. Mainly I wanted to write this article to explain my lack of interest in porn parody, and inquire how the readers feel about it. Was Tokyo Revengers a weird choice for a parody? Do you watch porn parodies on the regular? Why or why not? Study the source material, change it to fit into porn, and leave a comment below!
