No Nut November is upon us once again (though I must say I think every year the concept dwindles more and more out of the public consciousness). I’ve never participated in the idea myself for obvious reasons. It would be way too much of a hindrance to this job to step away from all things sexual for an entire month. Funnily enough though, I recently caught myself comparing my current sex drive to my teenage self. The thought occurred to me “could I complete the challenge in a few years… without even trying?”.

You see growing up I had the typical young adult experience of fapping about once a day minimum. All it took was one enticing image or a sexually charged song and your boy was ready to hop on over to PornHub (I didn’t know about doujins back then chill) and crank one out. Hell it wasn’t uncommon for me to even hit a double in a single day on a laid back weekend. Nowadays though? If I’m being completely honest, it’s getting harder and harder to keep up with sexual news and releases because damn I’m down to popping off once every three days or so, if that. On a hectic week I can forget to fap the entire stretch. I still don’t think I’d be a match for NNN. After that week if I’m still fap free then I start to finally feel that pent-up sensation once more. But I’m still a relatively young guy. This shit has me scared that in a few more years I might complete NNN by accident through simply forgetting to fap for a month’s duration.

I want to be One Punch Man, not One Nut Man...

I’m holding out hope that my brain and body have simply grown tired of self-stimulation. I’ve dished out a ton of different ways guys can masturbate with a good deal of tips and tricks to mix up those methods over the years. However there’s only so much you can do to keep things fresh and I may be nearing the end of the road. I merely hope that when…if I find a partner one day, that will reinvigorate my sex drive back to at least once every three days. Are you participating in No Nut November this year? Do you think the trend is dying a little more each year? Could you complete or have you already completed the challenge? Be thankful, eat well, and stay warm in the comments below!