Have you ever seen one of those jumbo dicks? For some reason they’re usually rainbow colored and they look like they might actually kill someone if put into any hole that the body has. To me that’s intimidating as fuck. I’m already pretty weary about ass play with someone else and those things look like they’d scar my precious booty for life. I assume that’s the way most people are intimidated by them, especially those who buy them and try them out. But today I want to bring attention to a different reason for being scared of them.
Putting aside the absolute jumbo dicks that are so big they’re practically unuseable by 99% of the population, even the ones that are simply bigger than any regular male have still put some fear into my heart. At the end of the day most guys have an ego with sex shit. It’s no coincidence that so much dialogue in porn boils down to “OH MY GOD, YOUR DICK IS SO MASSIVE JOHN! IT’S SO DEEP! NO OTHER MAN HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL THIS GOOD, CAUSE IT’S SO BIG!”. Let’s say that your hypothetical girlfriend buys a new toy that’s way bigger than your dick. Are you feeling a bit uneasy? Probably not. Toys are just toys after all. Later that night, you’re fucking her (as you do) and you cum hard. She then says “That was great! Let’s use my toy next!” Now how are we feeling? Obviously it must of not been that great if she wants to fuck the toy dick. Your dick game wasn’t strong enough. We’ve all heard that “Size doesn't matter. It’s how you use it.” so in this scenario either your sex skills are trash, or that phrase is a lie.
The picture may be from hentai, but I swear I've seen these monster cocks in real life.
If you really love your partner, you probably want to give them the best sex in their life. Nobody wants to hear “oh my god baby, you’re so fucking good at this, almost as good as my ex”. That’s why guys (and some girls) will spend a ton of time researching and asking friends how to be amazing in bed. The scary thing about dildos is that no matter how much research you do, it’s likely you will never be able to find a way to match some of them in size (at least a way that’s not threatening to your health). Some even have unique shapes and bumps that a regular penis should never have. Sure you can still be intimate, for example you could use the dildo on her and control it with your hands, but that seems so simple it’s likely any guy can do that. Doesn’t really feel special and probably won’t make you stand out. Right now real dicks still have some key advantages like being warmer and softer* (results may vary) than dildos, but as science progresses those advantages will likely become obsolete.
The picture may be from real life, but I swear I've seen these monster cocks in hentai.
When it’s all said and done, I know these are the kind of pointless ego-centric thoughts that shouldn’t even really be given the time of day. Regardless, I'd be lying if I said I never had the thought “damn, what if my dick is so average she enjoys toys more?”. So today I wanted to share this point of view and see if anyone else ponders this kind of wack shit. Have you ever seen these kinds of toys? Would you feel a bit intimidated if your girl wanted to use or was using them? Check your seat for dildos, then sit down and leave a comment below!
