Nutaku asked us to take a look at this game, and here’s our opinion.
Ay excuse me, coming through everybody, pardon me, we got some “hot off the press” news today. I was informed yesterday that Nutaku wanted us to cover a particular recent addition to their collection in a small time frame. I wasn’t exactly prepared to dive into it, but surely if they wanted us to check it out that bad, it wouldn’t be a piece of garbage, waste of time, run of the mill porn game correct? Well, yeah that’s correct. This game was actually pretty hype. They weren’t lying.
Foxynite is an action RPG sex title that can be played on both Android and PC. For the purpose of this review I checked out both, but the majority of my playtime was on PC. My phone’s a dying corpse at this point, and it wasn’t even that great when it was alive. However, keep it in the back of your head during this review that based on genre, this is definitely a mobile game. Don’t let the ability to play it on your PC confuse you. From what I can tell the game is about 500mbs once downloaded. The publisher and developer aren’t listed on Nutaku, but the Gamebau Corporation and the Foxgames Corporation show up at the title screen so I’m guessing they have something to do with it. It was released on Nutaku on August 9, 2018.
Graphics/Details
For a mobile game, this shit’s got some nice assets. I thought the models for enemies, characters, and armor were all pretty detailed and interesting. You can tell they went above and beyond in some places where they didn’t need to. For example, during the dungeon crawling you can notice that enemies lose limbs and take battle damage as you fight them. Sniper droids that lose their arms and rifle begin to fire a blast from their mouth. Some demon robot things adapted to losing their legs and crawled towards me. There’s complete cutscenes and pose animations that involve your character. It all just comes together to make you think “Damn, how much work did they put in for a game where I simply came to cum to 3D girls?” On a side note, I loved two things about the character customization. First off you can pick a hairstyle that blends three different colors. The combination adds a new layer and definitely makes it more interesting to cycle through the hairstyles and see how the colors are implemented in each one. Secondly, just about every piece of equipment I collected changed my appearance. I hate when I go from “Wife Beater of Protection” to “Sexy Brown Trench Coat” in a MMORPG and I look exactly the fucking same. Half the fun is mixing the equipment to see what looks more badass, and this game gave me several different clothing styles to try on in only a few dungeons worth of time.
Hot DAMN I look good! How many of y'all would fuck me if I looked like that? Be honest.
Gameplay
Buckle your seatbelt, we got some shit to cover in this area. The main focus of the gameplay revolves around squashing dungeons to loot for money and gear as a gun girl, sword boy, or magic loli. The combat is pretty straightforward at first but builds upon itself. You get a dodge skill that can slow time if used properly (or at least my character did). Eventually you get two drones to help you fight that you need to summon when necessary. Then you have to start deciding which enhancements to place on your skills. Trust me, it’s a little more in depth than it looks. After a certain amount of leveling you unlock some training places, and I almost enjoyed them more than the dungeons. They change based on what day it is. When I played you had to defend a stone from oncoming waves of minions (think League of Legends). The minions don’t attack you, so it’s completely a matter of organizing your skills and movement to hit as many as possible which changes how you play significantly. Another mode I played, Dodge Training, had you fight enemies while it constantly rains down ice attacks. Failing to dodge them would slow your character for a bit and easily let the enemies gang up on you. Listen I don’t know about Magic Girl Madoka or Sword Boy over there, but messing around in these challenges with my girl Lucy was fun as hell. Just make sure to switch to camera angle B.
Camera A
Camera B
The Sex
As you guys might know from the last mobile game review, I have lower standards when dealing with the sex in mobile games due to the fact that you’d prefer not to have a fellow passenger on the bus lean over and see you knee deep in some hardcore trap porn. I get it. For mobile games I’m more concerned with the length of time needed to get to the sex and getting something even halfway decent. Luckily, this game hit both categories pretty quick. You unlock the first sex scene after clearing a certain amount of stages; I got it so fast I don’t even remember how quickly. And to take it a step further than NonStop Goddess, the sex scenes are fully animated in 3D and last several seconds. Dialogue is included… sort of. It’s filled with glaring grammar mistakes like most of the text in the game so it’s not very hot, but still. I’d say the scene lasted 20 seconds or so and was animated in glorious 3D. I just wish somebody came. But hey, maybe they’re saving that gucci shit for the unlocks down the line. Overall for a mobile game I thought the sex held up nicely.
Well, at least you're cute.
This shit was an excellent surprise that came out of nowhere for me. I took way more pictures than I even used in this review because I couldn’t stop doing dungeons and training missions. The added level of detail and fun combat for a game on-the-go kept me engaged and god forbid I might even go back and level up to unlock another skill to mess around with.
Hot 3D girls to draw you in, but some fun gameplay to back it up; 4/5
I couldn't really find a place to fit this, but it's way too fucking awesome to not be in the review somewhere.
Those of you who are deep into PC action games might not find this that impressive, but if you’re a fan of mobile games who wants some sexy girls (or that sexy sword guy) mixed in, I wholeheartedly recommend checking this game out. I mean hell, it’s free! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some new dresses to try on.
