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A Review of Fake Lay
By ImJustThatKinky • 6 years ago

After the previous huge success in finding an award-winning hentai game on Nutaku, I knew it was time to move out of the downloadable games section for a bit so that I wouldn’t be disappointed by how any new similar game failed to compare. I needed a completely different experience. Luckily enough, I noticed that one of Nutaku’s top free games (currently number three at the time of writing this) was having a Valentine’s Day event. Considering your boy spent most of the day alone in a cold, depressing apartment like always, I decided that I should try it to see if my night would get exponentially more pleasant thanks to a mood recovery fap. It did.

 

Fake Lay is a clicker sex game that revolves around you, an upstanding gentleman in society, who has decided to steal that Fake Taxi porn show idea and bring it to new heights. You will build an empire of sluts by convincing them to loosen up and let you film them doing naughty activities in your vehicle. Once you record them, you’ll sell their videos out to the public, gaining you access to more funds therefore allowing you to film more high-quality videos. It’s a classic clicker game cycle of managing time and uh.. “Resources”. The game is available in a browser or on mobile devices for no charge, though you can purchase diamonds to speed up certain pimpin’ processes. You can also get diamonds through gameplay while completing certain quests, so don’t think you have to spend money on them unless you want to skip the whole “infrastructure development” phase in clickers. If I’m building a shitty porn business from the ground up, I may as well experience the pain and suffering along with it.

 


Whoah come on game, you're making me sound like some kinda sexual predator!

 

 

Gameplay

As you can probably guess, you’re gonna be doing a lot of clicking in a clicker game. But there are a few minigames outside of the usual tactic, which is click that bitch until she’s horny. At every level up your girls will require a certain amount of hearts to progress. You can click on her, or you can play a minigame resembling Fruit Ninja to fill up her heart meter. Swipe at the nasty curse words before they reach her, or she might realize that this is an abusive business you’re running and leave your ass out to dry. Or just have her meter stay constant. Same thing really. It’s a nice add-on that makes the click grinding way more tolerable.



 


What are you looking at?? Kinky's over here bitch.

Once you pimp a bitch to level ten, you unlock a bunch of new features to try out with your girl. You can film her in new positions, make her watch porn and study techniques to learn, mess with her wardrobe, the good shit. And possibly the best part of all: it’s time to start taking her to blowjob sucking tournaments. You can’t make this shit up. My curiosity got the better of me when I decided to see what “Versus” mode entailed, and the next thing I knew my Level 1 Cherry was going up against somebody who had a bitch at level 38. Obviously my baby just didn’t have the dick sucking prowess needed to take home the trophy, so I reckon’ it’s time for her training arc. Forget League of Legends or Overwatch, it’s time for a new and improved competitive ranking system bitches!

 


My man froze his bitch in ice and my girl still lost!?

 

 

The Sex

You know, I’m not exactly the biggest fan of clicker games. I’ve tried out Clicker Heroes and that cookie factory one before only to get bored within a day or two. I simply don’t have the time or energy to spend continuously checking in on those games. Of course, let’s be honest, good pussy has the power to persuade a boy (and good dick too sometimes). Unfortunately, I felt that the amount of good pussy here was minimal at best. By the time I’d poured two hours into Galaxy Girls… or five minutes into My Neighbour is a Yandere!?, I had seen some decent sex scenes and was strongly inclined to pop off. By contrast two hours in this game and I was just reaching level ten with my main hoe. One of the unlockables of reaching level ten includes being able to fuck them and that fact alone kept me going along. However, when I got there I was pretty disappointed. It was simply watching a floating dick (I presume mine) fuck my girl as the reward. Not much dialogue, no scene changes, just a loop of an animation reminding me of my pitiful existence.


This is where I'd put my "sex portion picture" but I already used the only decent one I got for the cover. That's how bad it is.

 

 

You know, the actual GAME part of this was pretty decent. If you like clicker or resource management games but also want to seduce girls on the side, then this is for you. For me, there’s just not enough actual sex to warrant coming back again when so many other great titles are available on Nutaku. Oh yeah, as it turns out the recovery fap actually came from going back and playing through some more Tenioha! scenes. What can I say? I guess I’m simply more of a visual-novel-fapper kind of guy. Will you be trying out Fake Lay as a pastime? Or shall I make room over here for you in the downloadable section? Let me know your deep, dark hentai game playing secrets below!


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