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Why I Sleep On Foot Fetishes
By WakeUpSnooze • 3 years ago


The war of Boobs and Ass has raged on since the dawn of time. Mankind is an indecisive bunch filled with individual opinions and arguments on the ultimate feeture of the female body. While there has never been a clear winner declared, the two sides agreed to live in harmony for the better sake of the world. Debates are still wagered but the wars are not necessarily very active. Of course, this could not last. Everything changed when the feet nation attacked. 


I’m not sure how to start my argument here as my main problem is I don’t understand what I’m arguing against. I don’t like hypnosis that much but when people say “Man, there are some hypnosis scenes with good dialogue, plus it’s crazy to be in complete control of someone during sex!” I’m like yeah that is pretty crazy I see your point. But feet stuff? I mean, it’s a foot, how can you explain something to me that I’m not seeing already. I’ll admit that if I see a doujin where some high-ranking master girl is getting her feet gently massaged by her loyal servant Emilia then yeah okay I’m grooving. However, I’m grooving on the fact that it’s body worship more so than the fact it’s a foot. The servant girl could massage ANY part of the master’s body and I’d probably be down because it’s hot to see a character display so much affection for the mere thought of being allowed to touch the other’s body. For the foot kink though it’s obvious that the people specifically enjoy that the foot is involved in a sexual activity.



Chika has another thing coming if she thinks I'm fucking her dumbass feet.


At first I thought I couldn’t get behind it because in real life feet are pretty shit. I don’t know about you guys but I scrub my feet like a madman in the shower and those bitches still manage to have some speck of dirt tucked away somewhere that I find two seconds later after getting out. This line of thinking can quickly be squashed though as that doesn’t stop me from liking so many other things. Characters eating ass in doujins? Hot as fuck. Me having to eat ass in real life? Whoah whoah whoah how much will I be paid for this suffering? In real life I’m very apprehensive to the idea but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying it depicted in fantasy land. Feet however do nothing in fantasy or reality to make my dick pumped up. 



"Lick my foot if you want to fuck me." See? Now we're getting somewhere.


I’m starting to wonder if it’s something that cannot be understood. I’ve actually written some foot fetish stuff for someone before as a side gig, and the whole time I couldn’t comprehend what was enjoyable about what I was writing. “Her foot quivered as his dick passed over it, her glistening toes begging for his fat cock to ravage them”. The client seemed to like it but I was sitting there soft as a pillow. Unlike other kinks where you can at least understand them over time (I used to not care about sadism, now it’s very epic in my book) it would appear as though you have to be born with the foot fetish to appreciate it. Or have some sort of spiritual foot fetish awakening. As for now I’m afraid I’m dead asleep.


You know how we are around here, I love me some explanations and contradicting opinions in the comments. Do you love feet? Can you explain foot fetishes to someone who doesn’t have one and convert them, or do you have to be born with it? Wake your ten toes up and leave a comment below!