Hey there buddies! Trying to do some last minute Christmas shopping for your otaku girlfriend…wait...those don’t exist...trying to do some last minute Christmas shopping for you male otaku friend/brother. Well I’m here to give you a quick little guide on some things that they might be interested in.

First of all, these presents are going to be under the tree for everyone to see, so let’s stay wholesome in the beginning.

You can’t go wrong with buying them a dvd or blu ray of their favorite anime. Or better yet, buy them your favorite anime that they always said “I’m not going to watch that crap, it looks lame.” With it being a Christmas gift, they’ll be force to finally give your favorite anime a try.

There's also been an increase of great manga and light novels being released here in the west. Help your friend stop reading illegal manga and make him a real weeb who looks like he supports the industry.

Figures are expensive as fuck, but the more expensive the gift is, the better of a friend you look like.

And who can forget about the lovely anime games that’s been gracing our American shores lately.

Now let’s get serious. When all the kids are playing with their hot wheels and the parents are drinking their hot coco, it’s time to sneak in the good stuff.

Grace his ears with the Hentai Heaven Collection, which varies when it comes to voice acting.

And while he’s enjoying himself some sub par English voice acting, he can immerse himself even more with an amazing onahole.

Do otaku girlfriends exist? Are you buying your friend something for Christmas? Have you ever received a lewd item for Christmas? Tell us in the comments below.